Am I naughty or nice???

So we all know the end of the world is in December 2012. I actually think it could happen a heck of a lot sooner! How else do you explain the NEW song by Ryan Cabrera I just heard????

Funniest thing I heard about the new Madonna album. "I hope there'll be a bonus DVD with Richard Simmons hosting an extra-special version of "Sweatin' to the Oldiees!"

I didn't know this. Magazines can actually get in trouble for excessive photoshopping. So how do the Kardashian's keep getting on covers then?

In Oscar contention..

Congrats to Rebecca Black, who had this year's most watched video on Youtube with "Friday"!!!! I can account for about 20,000 of those views!

Hugh Hefner believes Lindsay Lohan's recent Playboy cover might mark the beginning of her career rebirth. What, like in adult movies???

The Oscar Orson Wells won for "Citizen Kane" sold for $860,000!!! Ashlee Simpson wanted to buy it figuring it'll be the closest she'll ever get to an Oscar..

Looks like there's going to be a big custody battle between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Yeah, over who DOESN'T want the kids!!!

Some Christmas cheer!!!

NBC is offering free episodes of "Whitney" on nbc.com. They say it's a Christmas present. I say it's the lump of coal you find in a stocking!

David Archuleta says he's putting his music career on hold for two years. He actually could have said this two years ago...

And speaking of David's, the other David from that dreadful season of American Idol, David Cook, is celebrating a birthday today! So one David has to put his "cough" career on hold and the other David, the one who won the show, has to perform for free at shopping malls. Job well done AI!

I love the story where Jennifer Lopez was worried about one of her kids. The only time Lopez worries about her kids and when she's worried she's going to have to spend time with them.

So what happened this weekend???

So here's the Kardashian Christmas card. I do hope I get one...it would be perfect for target practice!!!

Did you hear? Rihanna had to run off stage to throw up during a concert. What's odd is it's usually the audience that has to throw up...

Star Magazine reported X Factor judge Nicole Shir...Shers...Scherzinger was held at gunpoint while traveling in Mexico recently. I can see how a story like this could make the rounds...let's be honest, a lot of people would love to take their hatred of X Factor out this way, but this story is indeed fiction.

The Biebs!!!!

Looks like Britney Spears is engaged!!! Well you know what they say, third time's the charm!

Justin Bieber is all set to perform on the X Factor finale December 22. That statement makes me excited! Why? Because that means X Factor is over in less than a week...Wish I could say the same for Whitney.

I just saw the proposed set list for Madonna's Super Bowl performance. It includes "Ray of Light", "Vogue", "Music" and "Holiday". Why no recent hits? It's because she hasn't had any!!!

This just cracked me up. In the paper over the past week. Pancake/sausage breakfast with Santa, pizza lunch with Santa, fried chicken with Santa, and BBQ with Santa. Next up the blood pressure and cholesterol check with Santa. Bring the kids!!!

Certain scientists in Europe are trying to say prunes aren't a laxative. A local politician has said "prove it!" I don't want to be around when that happens...

Beyonce says she'd like to have more kids by the time she turns 40. Boy, that's a lot of fake baby bumps!

Scottie Pippen says he's been unfairly portrayed in the media as being bankrupt and he's suing every media outlet that reported it! Scottie says he's never filed bankrupty and says his net worth is $40 million and he plans on suing every media outlet for $1 million each! Why so much? Scottie, the man who says he's worth 40 million, said "I've got bills to pay!"

Some weekend musings...

I wish I was making this up but my first thought when I saw this picture was "I didn't think Britney Spears could read."

NBC has definitely been plagued by bad decisions. Putting "Community" on the shelf, keeping "Whitney" around and putting on a show based around Chelsea Handler, who is still waiting to tell her first funny joke. Well to show how desperate they are, they are going back years trying to resurrect hits,take for instance tonight. NBC is going to channel the year 2000 and bring back Fear Factor. And if that works, NBC plans to make a generous offer to Lisa Bonet to bring back "A Different World" I just hope Sinbad isn't too busy...

Is anyone surprised by the fact that this past weekend was the worst box office weekend since 2008? Let's see, we had movies starring Jonah Hill, Ashton Kutcher, Leah Michele, Katherine Heigl...need I say more???

A Star Wars mention!!!

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was sentenced to 14 years in prison today. 7 years for trying to sell a Senate seat and 7 for his haircut...

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are saying that their babies, Moroccan and Monroe, are talking! Their first words..."why'd you give us such stupid names???"

Chewbacca is going to guest star on Glee!!! There's no word yet on what the storyline will be. Well I remember in Star Wars, Chewbacca would rip the arms off stormtroopers...

Some of my favorite targets!

I just wonder with the huge ensemble cast of the movie "New Year's Eve" if they'll have room for Leah Michele's nose...

My first thought when I heard scientists found a planet with "earth-like" conditions is we finally found a place where we can send the Kardashians!!!

On a related note, new research indicates fat collects where you sit. That means Kim Kardashian sits a lot!!!!

Online gambling site bodog says X Factor contest Melanie is the favorite to win with 1/1 odds. Bodog also says the odds are 1/2 of host Steve Jones leaving the show. I say the odds are 1/4 of the show getting canceled in three years.

No one is spared!!!!

Jennifer Lopez is working on a greatest hits album. I'll just let you insert your own joke on that one.

Kris Humphries doesn't want a divorce, he wants his marriage to Kim Kartrashian annulled because he feels it was a sham. He also said Kim is "a fraud". He just now arrived at that conclusion????

Oh, and speaking of Kim, she's on Australia's watch list after coming into the country multiple times on false pretenses. She says she's going as a tourist and goes for work. End result would mean she would be banned from Australia. Well at least one country has it right!

Did you hear about this? There's a lady who's brain is so big she could die laughing. Which is why she only goes to watch Adam Sandler movies.

bout freakin time!

With Rob Kardashian's run on Dancing with the Stars finally over, I think we have now reached the point where we should never ever ever mention his name again.
...or anyone else in his trashy family...

Nicole Sherzinger has revealed how she maintains her body. Well back when she was in the Pussycat Dolls, it was cocaine...

There was a Scott McCreery sighting this past week! The American Idol champ was in the crowd at a Taylor Swift concert...directing people to their seats...

The only thing she had going was her dancing and she can't even do that anymore!

US Weekly reporting Britney Spears doesn't own a cellphone! Who else thinks its because she would have no idea how to work it…

Speaking of Britney, she's going to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live. For that night they'll be changing the name to Jimmy Kimmel Lip Sync.

Amy Winehouse now has two clothing collections! Wow, she has more clothing collections than hits!

I'll leave you with this to ponder. Tell me what's worse. Blink 182 getting ready to release a new album or Rascal Flatts writing and recording with Michael Bolton???

The normal suspects today...

Make sure you follow Christina Aguilera on twitter. Here's how you find her. @drunkdisneychick.

Jennifer Lopez has released 2 songs off her new album and she's accused of ripping both of them off. Who does she think she is, Lady Gaga?

Lindsay Lohan going to trial over stealing that necklace; Michael Lohan charged with a crime in his domestic violence arrest. That means both Lohans could be in jail at the same time!!!! Hmmm...I smell a reality show!

The upward trajectory of Megan Fox.

Megan Fox is reportedly in talks to join Judd Apatow's upcoming Knocked Up spin-off. That's a great career move. She got fired from a billion dollar franchise to do this...

Katy Perry's mom is shopping a book deal. Well if I was related to Katy Perry, I'd be looking to cash in as well!

Failed actress Mischa Barton attacked a photographer at a movie festival. She must have thought he had a twinkie.

A Charlie Sheen-free Wednesday!

Jessica Simpson dreams of having a son. At this point she’s probably also dreaming of still having a career!

Quentin Tarantino is suing his L.A. neighbor over the blood-curdling screams he claims come from his neighbor's home for up to 8 hours a day. Wow, his neighbor must be watching "Burlesque" on a continuous loop!

A new study reveals a large portion of the British adult public believes science fiction stuff is real....I think I’m going to have to just beam over there and tell them the truth.

Of course Charlie Sheen is mentioned!

RadarOnline.com reported that Cage had to be escorted back to his New Orleans hotel after an alleged bust-up at a New Orleans restaurant "for his own safety."…uh oh, sounds like he was around a bunch of people who saw his latest movie!

Christina Aguilera has put her home on the market. She says she wants to move into a place with a bigger liquor cabinet.

A NASA researcher is saying he found fossil bacteria in meteorites and that for the first time conclusively proves that there is extraterrestrial life. I thought we already had proof with Charlie Sheen’s recent behavior.

Not a ton but it's better than nothing!!!

JENNIFER ANISTON SAYS KIDS AND MARRIAGE ARE ON THE WAY…how bout a good movie first???? Actually that might be more impossible for her than kids and a marriage.

The final American Idol auditions took place last night in San Francisco. The show began on a strange note with a girl that missed out on her big chance because she passed gas in front of the judges. At least she had a chance to show Jennifer Lopez what she thought of her new album.

I get to mention my some of my favorites here...

David Hasselhoff said during a talk at Oxford University, "Reality television is an exploitation of youth. On my show Baywatch, it was just an exploitation of women!!!"

HEADLINE: "JENNIFER ANISTON WILL HAVE KIDS" hahahahaha...not with Brad Pitt!!!

Sanjaya, the former American Idol contestant, is expected to make his stage debut in the off-Broadway musical Freckleface Strawberry. Even he’s more successful than Lee DeWyze…

Who doesn't love Idol???

Producers made Stephen Tyler apologize for his language during American Idol this week. Producers then made Jennifer Lopez apologize for her last album.

And speaking of Idol, on the show last night, one of the hopefuls had to be removed by security. Why couldn't they have done that with Lee DeWyze???

Ellen tried to scare Jennifer Aniston when Jen appeared on her talk show earlier this week. What'd she do, show her clips of her last couple of movies???

The snow didn't dampen my sense of humor!

A man claims his medication for Parkinson's disease turned him gay. I had no idea Clay Aiken even had Parkinson's.

Tabloids are reporting Christina Aguilera is a problem drinker and often leaves her son with her mom so she can go party. Reps for Christina deny this saying "Christina leaving her son with her mom is ridiculous as her mom doesn't even live in LA. Christina just leaves him home alone."

Now this is just hilarious!!! The Daily Mirror reports that a British immigration official was fired after his bosses discovered that while his wife was visiting Pakistan, he put her name on the terrorist no-fly list and left her stuck there for three years. He told her he was trying to straighten it out, but was actually having "the time of his life." An immigration source said, "A lot of people may dislike their other halves, but to do this takes it to the next level."

Does the snow make me bitter???

Carson Daly has been tapped to host The Voice, NBC's hopeful new rival to American Idol. An NBC executive said of the casting, "Carson is the perfect choice to host this exciting new series owing to his credibility, popularity and relevance in both the music world and social media." Let's think about that sentence. Oh my gosh, where to begin. Credibility must mean shilling for no-talent manufactured pop acts on MTV for years. Relevance must mean he was a big deal 12 years ago, you know, before Y2K and popularity must mean he'd be a big hit in a biker bar where all the patrons are looking to take out their aggression on a dude who makes Richard Simmons look manly.

Report..."JENNIFER ANISTON CONVINCED PEREZ HILTON TO BE NICE" I wish it was "PEREZ HILTON CONVINCED JENNIFER ANISTON TO RETIRE"

Blake Lively is AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman of 2011. The Gossip Girl star topped the annual list. Apparently the only people AskMen asked where uneducated grown men who still haven't moved out of their parent's basement and think the CW is a fantastic network.

Well, since you're snowed in....

Amy Winehouse reportedly paid a visit to the hospital over the weekend. But this time it wasn't for a drug binge. According to the Toronto Sun, the singer is battling the flu. Yeah, and Demi Lovato was in rehab for "emotional issues".

So it looks like 13 inches of the white stuff is expected. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it "Thursday".

Chris Brown has completed the domestic violence counseling program that was part of his sentence for assaulting Rihanna, but he still has the rest of his five years of probation to serve. It was either probation or listen to a Rihanna album all the way through without stopping and he wisely chose the probation....

Haolin monk Yong Hsueh has become a sensation with his unique talent on the Chinese version of "America's Got Talent." The judges took turns kicking him in the groin, and he just smiled and bowed in return. He said it's an ancient martial art called "steel crotch Kung Fu." Mastering it requires starting in childhood and learning to retract the testicles into the body. Oh, in other words he's RuPaul.

Just some quick hits today

Least shocking headline of the day: "KATIE HOLMES FILM BOMBS AT SUNDANCE"

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg might name his new dog Snookie. That’s an insult to dogs everywhere.

Jimmy Buffett fell off stage in concert. Hope the health insurance is good in margaritaville…

Kelsey Grammer wants his very own reality show. Too bad the title “Say Yes to the Dress” is already taken.

Who's ready for the Oscars????

Oscar nods are out. Some of the films up for best picture: "The King's Speech," "True Grit," "The Social Network"...wait a minute, where are all the Katherine Heigl movies???

Kelsey Grammer's 27 year old daughter announced she was engaged, six weeks after her father announced his engagement. The good news is Kelsey and her daughter will both be able to wear the same dress.

Devyn Rush, the American Idol contestant who was introduced as a singing waitress at a New York diner was "let go" from her job at the eatery after the show got in the way of her work schedule. Her supervisor, Lee Dewyze, said the restaurant is getting into it's "busy season."

I think my brain is snow covered...

Is Caribbean tourism a leading economic indicator? Hope so, because it's way up, the highest since just before the '08 collapse. Well yeah, tourism to the Caribbean is up because it's 50 below!!!!

A new European technology has been developed that will actually allow you to eat, read, and SLEEP while driving. …I do that anyway!

Oprah's big secret is that she has a half-sister she didn't know existed until recently.
…the half sister is like “can I get what you gave the studio audience???”

Of course we have to talk about Lindsay!

Dina Lohan said that Lindsay is jealous that her brother Michael is going into acting. According to Dina, "Lindsay said: 'He better not win an Academy Award before me!'"…I don’t think winning an Academy Award is something any of the Lohan’s have to worry about.

John Mellencamp has officially filed his divorce papers…and his relationship with Meg Ryan still going strong. They were recently spotted shopping for his Geritol together.

Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Frederic von Anhalt have decided to sell their legendary Bel Air mansion ... for a bargain basement price of 28 MILLION DOLLARS!!!...for a few dollars extra, they’ll throw in her leg.

Why do people even consider what she does "music"???

HEADLINE "BRITNEY SPEARS IS TAKING RISKS IN NEW MUSIC VIDEO" What, she actually sings without autotune???

He's not even officially divorced from Camille yet, but Kelsey Grammer isn't wasting any time getting new girlfriend Kayte Walsh to the altar -- he says they're getting married next month! All he has to do now is find a dress…for himself!

Look for the cast of GLEE on "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" this Sunday. That would imply I watch the Cleveland show…

Next is a tattoo of an ice cream sandwich...

Rapper Gucci Mane just increased his street cred by getting a tattoo of an ice cream cone on his face. Now keep in mind this came AFTER he was released from a mental health facility. He might want to think about going back.

26 years after the Dire Straits classic hit "Money for Nothing" first hit the airwaves, the song has been ruled "too offensive" to be broadcast on Canadian radio Took them 26 years to figure that one out???

Here's a fantastic moron of the week contender. Police in Kretzyn, Poland, stopped a 54-year-old man who was three times over the drunk driving limit and were stunned to find that he had a live goat for a passenger. He explained that he'd been lonely and gone to a friend's farm to meet a female goat. He'd had a few vodkas to "break the ice," then a few more, then decided to take the goat out on a date. Police said he lost his license and may go to prison.

What's on Floptina's agenda?

Christopher Nolan is getting ready to film the next Batman movie and unlike with Katie Holmes, he’s actually looking to cast a love interest for Bruce Wayne that has some talent. Names include Keira Knightley and Anne Hathaway.

While promoting her new book, Snooki said, "I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole." Yeah cause usually it’s “hey b*tch”

Yesterday, Christina Aguilera was spotted at Disneyland with her son Max and boyfriend Matt Rutler. Next on Christina’s to-do list…finding a copy of her movie "Burlesque" in the DVD bargain bin.

Some snow covered fun!!!

Reports are in saying Khloe Kardashian is pregant. No surprise, she's looked pregnant for years.

HEADLINE: TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES REPORTEDLY BOYCOTTING THE OSCARS. Well who’s going to accept the Oscar that "Knight and Day" will most assuredly win??? The story actually went on to add this gem. "Neither Holmes or Cruise are expected to be nominated for any Oscars this year." Substitute “this” with “any” and then you have an accurate statement.

Shakira is back on the market after she and her boyfriend of almost 11 years broke up. It turns out they broke it off last summer, but she just got around to putting it on her blog now. And I thought I was slow in updating my blog sometimes! Seriously though, it is a coincidence the breakup happened at the same time she released that hideously-titled song "Waka Waka"???

Who else misses 98 Degrees?

Justin Bieber will not be appearing on Glee. Reason why? Physicists have said two things that suck that bad happening simultaneously would cause a collapse of the space/time continuum.

Katy Perry was reportedly not pleased when her husband, Russell Brand, posted a photo of her on Twitter without makeup. Perry said she's definitely going to get him back. She initially said her revenge would be to reveal to the world how bad of an actor her husband is but then someone reminded her “Get Him to the Greek” was already released.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo will guest star on the new CBS series, Hawaii Five-O this year. I actually haven’t watched the new Hawaii five-O and this isn’t going to help.

David Cook says he's been working on a new album over the last year and it's near completion. So you've been warned...

Who's in the zone today?

Piers Morgan starts his new show on CNN on the 17th. Morgan has said he will never have Madonna on his show. To really drive the point home, he's gone as far to say she has a "lifetime ban" from ever appearing. I have the same ban on Madonna with my ipod.

Speaking of Madonna, she was spotted partying a nightclub in London with her new boyfriend. I didn't think Madonna's boyfriend was old enough to get into a club.

On this date back in 2005 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage. I guess the good thing is Jennifer Aniston got over it pretty quick.

Kim Kardashian's mom says "she's dating a lot of different people." Well yeah, there are 32 NFL teams...

And finally Pauly D from the Jersey Shore says the new Britney Spears album is "amazing." Keep in mind the source here. Pauly D is as close to an expert on good music as the Cleveland Browns are to championship football.

Here's more love for Mellencamp!

Looking like the spry 84 year old man that he is, John Mellencamp was spotted at a museum in New York City with Meg Ryan. While there, Mellencamp was approached about being a part of the fossil collection.

People's Choice Awards were last night and apparently the only people who voted were 9 years old as one of the god awful Twilight movies won favorite movie. I know the crop of movies in 2010 wasn't great (with the exception of the fantastic Resident Evil Afterlife) but to say Twilight was the best picture is like saying Britney Spears is the best singer.

Kathie Lee Gifford says she has never turned on a computer. Opening up a bottle of booze, however...

Nothing goes right for Christina...and it couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Razzie nominations are out and voting has commenced as we try and figure out the worst movie of the last year. No surprise here as "Burlesque" has the most nods including worst actress (Christina Aguilera), worst supporting actress (Cher and Kristen Bell), worst supporting actor, worst screenplay and worst director. Yep, that sounds about right...

For those of you in Indiana, this will make you proud...Indianapolis police were called to the scene of a domestic dispute after a woman stabbed her boyfriend when he wouldn't allow her to view his facebook page. I can't wait to see her status updates from here on out!

Scored a great deal on ebay! Just won a Sugar Bowl Championship Ring!!!!! Seller ID was tpryor.

Ramblings for the New Year!

Lindsay Lohan is legally allowed to leave rehab today but it looks like she's going to stay a few extra days. You think she'd have to hurry out to get back to that super busy movie career.

Gabrielle Carteris, who was 29 when he began playing 16 year old Andrea Zuckerman on "Beverly Hills 90210" is celebrating her 50th birthday. In other 90210 birthday's, Ian Ziering, who played Steve, will turn 87 this year.

I absolutely hated the song "Jenny from the Block" by Jennifer Lopez. If you have to write a song to try and convince yourself and other people that money and fame haven't changed you, then we obviously know money and fame have changed you! And to prove that our little "Jenny from the Block" is one of the most undeserving people around, she took her twins to a play area...and had to have 5 helpers!!!! I'm sure their biggest responsibility was holding up J-Lo's big head.