Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Does the snow make me bitter???

Carson Daly has been tapped to host The Voice, NBC's hopeful new rival to American Idol. An NBC executive said of the casting, "Carson is the perfect choice to host this exciting new series owing to his credibility, popularity and relevance in both the music world and social media." Let's think about that sentence. Oh my gosh, where to begin. Credibility must mean shilling for no-talent manufactured pop acts on MTV for years. Relevance must mean he was a big deal 12 years ago, you know, before Y2K and popularity must mean he'd be a big hit in a biker bar where all the patrons are looking to take out their aggression on a dude who makes Richard Simmons look manly.

Report..."JENNIFER ANISTON CONVINCED PEREZ HILTON TO BE NICE" I wish it was "PEREZ HILTON CONVINCED JENNIFER ANISTON TO RETIRE"

Blake Lively is AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman of 2011. The Gossip Girl star topped the annual list. Apparently the only people AskMen asked where uneducated grown men who still haven't moved out of their parent's basement and think the CW is a fantastic network.

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