Xtina Xpired

Christina Aguilera was just spotted shopping for pumpkins. Apparently this year for Halloween she's going to dress up as someone who still thinks she's relevant in 2010.

Seacrest...

HEADLINE "Hough Family Approves of Ryan Seacrest" Well of course they do, they don't have to worry about him ever touching their daughter...

One more reason to hate on Justin Bieber...

This is a quote from page 26 of his book. "The day I was born, March 1, 1994, Celine Dion was solid at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with "The Power of Love." Not a bad song to start your life on."

Some Pop Culture Fun!

I'm sure you've heard Christina Aguilera and her husband, some music executive, are separating. I guess someone had to take the blame for her bad album sales...

Police have detained an intruder who was knocking on Paris Hilton's front door. Police say intruder, Paris says supplier....

Sheryl Crow is going to do a make good performance in Los Angeles because well, she says her last show there sucked. Boy, if all singers had to do that, imagine how many make goods Ashlee Simpson would have to do...

Some political stuff...

Theresa Sparks is running for San Francisco's Board of Supervisors, and she's being attacked as a conservative for opposing a hotel tax and being pro-police. SF Weekly marveled that only in San Francisco would a transgender woman who was born a man and who used to run a sex toy company called Good Vibrations be considered the "conservative" candidate.

Grumpy Should Visit Good Vibrations - Grumpy the Clown, the allegedly illiterate circus clown who was running for Brazil's Parliament on the slogan "It can't get any worse," was not only elected, he got more votes than any other candidate in the nation.

The tabloids!

Boy the tabloids are getting everything wrong today. In Touch Magazine is reporting that Kim Kardashian is dating Michael Copon, who's best known for his role on One Tree Hill. I certainly don’t believe this…this guy doesn’t even play in the NFL…

And what about this one. The National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston is back on drugs and that an intervention is being staged. Reason why the headline is erroneous…it implies she was once off drugs.

This is fantastic!!!

A Seattle-area resident named James Burns has launched a campaign to persuade Weezer to break up. Burns wants to raise $10 million from disappointed fans and others who are willing to actually pay the band to go away. Wonder how much it would take for this to work on Rihanna...

cars cars and more cars

A restaurant worker learned he was about to be fired, so he allegedly torched his supervisor's Ford Thunderbird. Heck, sounds to me like he was doing him a favor…

Reality Show

I saw this new reality show where they talk with people who have escaped from prison. I guess my first thought was if they want to continue to elude capture, maybe appearing on a reality show isn't the best idea...