Back after a brief Xmas vacation!

Lindsay Lohan believes she's being denied driving privileges because the paparazzi are constantly on her tail. Uh, no, it's because she flat out sucks as a driver...

Speaking of worthless, the Kardashians will no longer be promoting a prepaid credit card, over allegations the card is riddled with hidden, possibly illegal fees. A rep for the Kartrashians says they "have worked extremely long and hard to create a positive public persona and if you doubt that, all you have to do it pop in Kim's sex tape to see for yourself."

Jennie McCarthy will be co-hosting "New Year's with Ryan Seacrest" Seacrest said "I was reminded how great Jenny is at live broadcasting when she recently stopped by my radio show. I was also reminded of how awful I am at live broadcasting when I listened to a tape of my radio show."

Are you ugly enough for the Kings of Leon???

The King of Leon are casting for their next video. They are looking for people who are "unattractive," rough around the edges" and/or "a little slow." So they are looking for people who look just like the Kings of Leon then...

Lindsay Lohan is moving. If you thought your car insurance rates were bad before, wait until she moves into your neighborhood!!!

I thought this was funny. A radio station was promoting an interview with some guy who could help you find a job because he was "the unemployment expert." Shouldn't he be "the employemnt expert" then???? If I wanted to hear from "the unemployment expert" I'd just call up my lazy good for nothing brother-in-law Phil....

Oh boy, the usual suspects...

Katy Perry says she's so close with her new mother-in-law, that if she ever got into an argument with husband Russell Brand, his mom would likely take her side. Wonder who's side she'll take in the divorce...

Ashlee Simpson is excited for big sister Jessica and her upcoming wedding. She says "Anything Jessica can do to take the emphasis off how untalented I am is great!"

Justin Bieber is going to perform a new song at the AMA's this weekend. At least you know when to take your bathroom break.

Christina Aguilera says she's going back to the studio to work on a new album. Yeah, cause the last one did real well for ya...

Oh great, another singing show....

Auditions are being held for a "Glee"-style reality show. It'll air on the Oxygen network and the show is looking for "talented young men and women with strong vocal, acting and dancing abilities." Why? They don't even require that on "Glee"

Kelly Osbourne is on the cover of the new Shape magazine -- in a bikini! The reality star dropped 50 pounds by dieting and exercise after getting inspired by her experience on Dancing With the Stars. Before, she just used to drop weight by doing cocaine.

One of the publicists of the movie "Burlesque" was shot just hours after the movie's premiere in Los Angeles. I knew the movie was going to be bad, but damn...

Pop stars, bad movies and more!!!

The biggest new pop star in Japan isn’t even real. She’s an anime type cartoon character who appears in concert as a cutting edge 3-D hologram. Her singing is created with Yamaha’s Vocaloid voice synthesizer...just like with Britney Spears.

HEADLINE: "Justin Bieber thinks he has ADD." Boy, I didn’t realize some of the symptoms of ADD included bad singing and the ability to cause large amounts of people to hate you…

HEADLINE: "Christina Aguilera leans on Cher for advice." Unless it’s advice on plastic surgery I’m not sure I’d listen.

A guy in jail in Florida says he and the other prisoners are being tortured…by having to watching the same movie over and over. Okay, it’d only be torture if they made you watch a Will Farrell movie over and over. Oh, it was a Will Farrell movie??? Now I see his point…

That's not my cocaine...

Demi Lovato's Disney Show "Sonny With a Chance" will get tweaked as she receives "treatment". Apparently the biggest tweak is they are going to eliminate all the cocaine backstage.

Heidi and Spencer says they renewed their vows over the weekend. Heidi says even though they've been married before, this one is for real...real, kinda like "The Hills."

Corey Feldman says the number one question he is asked is "Are you going to do a sequel to the Goonies?" I just always figured the number one question asked of Corey Feldman was "hey, do you have any more blow?"

Just some other odds and ends. I heard they are planning some changes to "Dancing with the Stars". I really hope those changes include assurances they really really bad dancers (Bristol Palin) don't make it to the semifinals.

Harry Potter mania is everywhere and people have even formed Quidditch leagues. Matter of fact, the 4th annual Quidditch Championship was just held in New York. Sad thing is, they already have a steroid controversy.

Who knows, at the rate "The Office" is going...

Miss the show "Park and Recreation" on NBC? Neither do I, but a show runner is saying it could be back as soon as the first of the year.

Jessica Simpson was on with Ryan Seacrest talking about Nick Lachey…boy, right there you have 3 people I could care less about…

HEADLINE: "JC Chasez Scares Off Intruder!" What'd he do? Play for him his solo album?

There is a big rumor that Jennifer Aniston is ready to go topless for Judd Apatow's new film. Boy, can someone say desperation. I get the feeling Aniston is going to be one of those people in about 5 years who just comes up to people and is like "remember me, I used to be on Friends..."

Oh excuse me Amy, the way you were snorting I thought you were Whitney Houston...

I saw this headline. "Is Amy Winehouse Trying To Make a Comback?" Substitute "make a comeback" with "do a line of coke" and then you have an accurate statement.

There's apparently a disorder that makes sufferers fall asleep at the sound of laughter. If you have this and need to stay awake, just pop in a Will Farrell movie.

You might have heard this from earlier in the week, a lady in Minnesota was hit with a 1.5 million dollar fine for downloading 24 songs. What makes this even worse is they were Ashlee Simpson songs...

Celeb birthdays today. Leo DiCaprio is 36, Calista Flockhart is 46 (well that could be her weight) and Demi Moore is 87.

Now I like Pink and it's cool that she might be pregnant, but this always cracks me up. One of the "sources" that revealed to US Weekly that Pink is pregnant says "she'll be a brilliant mother" Okay, just because she's a celebrity doesn't mean she's going to be a great mother. I mean, I sincerely hope she is but I'm sure someone said the same thing about Britney Spears before she had her kids...

Justin, Ke$ha and Britney. Yep, all easy targets!

Justin Bieber is getting ready for the release of his first all-acoustic album, My Worlds Acoustic, for the day after Thanksgiving, but unfortunately, it's only coming out in the United States and Canada. Well unfortunately for the US and Canada…

Ke$ha announced her tour but didn’t announce tour dates. That’s like going to your boss and saying you’ll be on vacation but not telling him when…

One of the producers on Britney Spears new album suffered a studio fire yesterday and all the Britney demo’s were lost. Talk about a sign….

Whitney, Bobby, Dina...

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are not back together. Geez, you do one line of coke with your ex and people think you are a couple again...

Dina Lohan was back on The Today Show today. She's the one person who can make Kathy Lee look sober...

Jennifer Lopez is warning American Idol contestants to not sing her songs during the audition process. I would think that would go without saying...

Justin Bieber says he wants

Justin Bieber says he wants to a young dad. I guess it beats being an androgynous 16 year old!