Just heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced.  Apparently the mind control drugs finally wore off...

Two more in the Kardashian clan have signed book deals.  This time it's Kendall and Kylie Jenner.  No word on if it's going to be coloring or pop-up.

Celine Dion is being sued by an ex-employee who says he was never paid overtime for 3 years of work.  He also says she forced him to listen to "My Heart Will Go On" over and over...

Kelly Clarkson seems to be in a healthy relationship and all the tabloids are saying marriage, maybe as soon as the fall.  I'm not sure what's going to happen with her songwriting career since most of her music is based on her angst.  I guess we can say farewell to songs like "My Life Would Suck Without You", "Running You Over With My Car" and "I Want You Dead"

COMMENTARY:  Who the heck has time for a commentary, Magic Mike is out this weekend!!!!

Russell Brand has a new TV show coming out and on one of the billboards in LA, a graffiti artist tagged it with "I'd rather watch the Katy Perry movie"  And I wholeheartedly agree. I'd much rather watch the Katy Perry movie.  Or have a hot poker stuck in my eye.  Or get hit in the head repeatedly with a brick....

Jessie J was walking around backstage at a Jay-Z/Kanye concert when she got locked in the bathroom.  After about ten minutes security let her out.  I'm sure there are quite a few who wish they would have left her in there...

A boxing promoter is offering Drake and Chris Brown one million each to duke it out in a boxing match.  I know I'm not alone in hoping that it actually happens and that the end result is a double knockout.

COMMENTARY:  I've never been the biggest fan of Oprah, and I understand, I'm definitely not her target audience.  My feelings towards her were made worse over the last few years when I worked with someone who thought she was Oprah.  You aren't, by the way.  I did respect her, though, for the good work she was able to do.  So Oprah goes and starts her own network, which is an abject failure, right up there with "John Carter"  So what's one sure-fire way to save your network.  Bring on the Kardashians!!! So not only will the Kardashians be on Oprah's show on the Oprah network, clips from that interview will also appear on the Kardashians shows....all 18 of them.  What little respect I had for Oprah is now gone. 

Rapper Bubba Sparx owes a ton of money in back taxes.  He says he plans on paying his debt with his new album.  He might want to come up with a plan B...

Aerosmith has pushed back to the release of their new album till the late fall, doing all of us a favor...

On this day back in 2007, Paris Hilton was released from jail after serving a 23 day sentence.  She's gone on to do a lot of good since she's been released like     and    

COMMENTARY:  We've had some really good news recently with gas prices and check this out.  Yesterday, South Carolina became the first state in nearly a year and a half to hit an average of less than $3 a gallon.  The actual date was February 19, 2011.  So what caused our big rise in prices since then?  According to AAA, the protests in Libya began on February 15, causing this year and a half price increase.  So tensions in Libya over the last year and half caused it?  Not Wall Street greed, not Exxon Mobile trying to make billions, but rather tensions in Libya going back to February 15, 2011.  They make it seem like things were so nice there up until that date.  Like it was a regular Club Med.  Convenience excuse guys, but we're not buying it...

Jennifer Lopez has a greatest hits album coming out.  Cause that's gonna save the record industry...

When I heard The Black Keys were suing Pizza Hut for using one of their songs, my first thought was "who the hell are The Black Keys???"

A study says a couple of glasses of wine a day can improve your quality of life.  If a couple of glasses can make you feel better, just imagine how you'd feel if you drank the whole bottle!!!

COMMENTARY:  I'm not a fan of Beyonce.  Let me get that right out there.  So obviously I couldn't believe this line when I read it.  It has to do with Kim Kardashian trying to hang out with Beyonce since their significant others are on tour together.  "Kim Kardashian is not the sort of girlfriend that Beyonce fans envision the new mother having because Beyonce has an air of class and sophistication to her."  Stew on that for a second.  Class and sophistication.  You need to replace one of those words with fraud.  The other word can be replaced with dilusional.  I'm not going to rehash the entire "fake baby" situation.  We all know Beyonce didn't give birth to that baby.  Let's just focus on the biggest Beyonce fraud of them all; her trying to convince us she's a songwriter.  Obviously she wants the songwriting credit because that is where the money truly is in music.  But the number of times she's squeezed out the legitimate songwriter to get her name on the credits is mindblowing.  Google it.  And give yourself plenty of time to read.  Beyonce, on some Christmas songs she did, claimed a writing credit on "Silent Night"  Really?  You helped write "Silent Night"???? Yeah, right.  Fraud. 

Your "Duh Moment of the Day"  Casper Smart is reportedly only with Jennifer Lopez for the fame and clothes.  Well Duh!!!

Jennifer Hudson is joining the show Smash on NBC.  Since all they do is hire American Idol rejects, look for Justin Guarini to pop up in a mid-season story arc. 

Hota Kotb is reportedly the frontrunner to replace Ann Curry as co-host of the Today Show.  Currently she hosts the third hour.  Apparently the only hangup is her wondering if they serve drinks that early. 

COMMENTARY:  Justin Bieber says he gets uncomfortable when male fans ask him for his autograph in the bathroom.  That reminds me of my most uncomfortable experience in a bathroom...thankfully this didn't involve George Michael!  We were at a wrestling show and I was in the bathroom with a wrestler who shall remain nameless.  He liked to practice cutting promos and so as we're standing at the unirals he's like "Boomer, hold your hand up to my mouth and pretend it's a microphone so I can cut a promo"  And much to my chagrin I did.  We're both doing our business...me with one hand trying to guide and one hand up to this dude's mouth.  And he cut a hell of a promo...at least based on the applause coming from the guy who was in the stall behind us.  Thankfully this didn't happen that often.  Him practicing his dance moves in the parking lots of multiple Subways, now that's a different story. 

Lindsay Lohan's recent bout with (cough cough) exhaustion is triggering a union inquiry.  Someone should trigger an inquiry into how she can keep getting work. 

Justin Bieber won an award at the recent MuchMusic Video Awards and while he was leaving through a group of his fans, he accidentally handed his award to someone.  That person has now put the award on ebay.  And I'm now bidding on it...

A photographer wants Alec Baldwin arrested for allegedly assaulting him a few days ago. I want Alec Baldwin arrested for his dreadful overacting on the vastly overrated "Thirty Rock" 

COMMENTARY:  Just a quick note on the upcoming Transformers 4.  Transformers 3 is the fifth highest grossing movie of all time but Michael Bay has announced they are slashing his budget for the next movie by $30 million.  This is what drives me crazy.  Transformers 3 already had a smaller budget than the crapfest known as Battleship.  And now since Battleship has bankrupted most of Hollywood and Hasbro, Transformers 4 has to pay the price.  How about getting rid of the executive or executives who greenlit Battleship, as opposed to cutting the budget to the one property that's guaranteed to make you money...

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It's Kris Allen's birthday today.  I'd love to tell the former Idol champ happy birthday but no one can seem to find him....

Jim Carrey has officially dropped out of the new "Dumb and Dumber" movie.  I really never thought I would say this but it turns out even Jim Carrey has taste.

Halle Berry has to pay her ex $20,000 a month in child support!  Looks like her ex is the new KFed!

This just kills me. The Octomom is now endorsing something called Octoloan, which is basically one of those payday loan companies.  Keep in mind this is the same woman who had her house foreclosed on just three days ago.  Hmmm, looks like she should have been her first customer...

Big rumor that Sacha Baron Cohen is going to be deported. Obviously immigration watched "The Dictator" 

Red Hot Chili Peppers have a new album.  It'll have 18 songs.  And somehow they'll all sound the same. 

A drunk driving simulator in Elkhart flipped on it's side.  Apparently it was set on "Lindsay Lohan"

And finally, "Rock of Ages" is so bad, if the movie theater showing it was the last place on earth with air conditioning, I still wouldn't go see it! 

When I heard about a woman trapped under a dresser for 4 days, my first thought was "wow, people will do anything to get out of seeing "Rock of Ages!"

Russell Brand went off on a British talk show host because he dared to bring up his marriage to Katy Perry. Uh, idiot, what did you think you were going to be talking about? Your stellar movie career???

Some DUI cases are now getting a new designation. Super Extreme DUI. Apparently over a .328 gets you that designation. At least now Lindsay Lohan has something new to strive for.

Vanilla Ice is the latest to be involved in a celebrity death hoax. What's funny is I just assumed he had been dead for years...