Thursday, July 26, 2012

Fred Willard's wife says she'll stand by him after his arrest in an adult movie theater.  Well yeah, she doesn't want to sit in front of him...

Happy birthday to Mick Jagger, who's 69 today...in dog years...

Kristen Chenoweth is "doing better every day" after getting knocked on head.  That's good to hear.  Who is she?

Kim Kardashian has now said she's more famous than Jen Aniston, Angelina Jole and Gwyneth Paltrow combined!  Bigger butt, yes.  More famous, no...

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Big stink in front of the Jackson family house last night as Jermaine and Janet were getting into it.  Kinda surprising if you ask me.  That family always seemed so normal. 

Saw an accident on my way into work today.  A car ended up in a pond at Clinton and Creighton.  I just wonder when they pulled the car out if they got Amanda Bynes' autograph.

Jennifer Lopez is celebrating a birthday today.  Not only is she an accomplished singer, she's also an accomplished actress.  I'm just gonna throw out some of the blockbusters she's starred in.  Anaconda.  Monster-in-Law.  Gigli...

Guy in Allentown, Pennsylvania was found passed out in his van in the local Walmart parking lot.  When police arrived, they discovered the guy converted his van into a mobile meth lab!  The most surpising thing about this story is it didn't happen close to Ft. Wayne. 

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Lindsay Lohan, according to reports, is in talks to star in Scary Movie 5.  Ashley Tisdale is already on board.  Boy, they're pulling out the big guns, aren't they...

People who live next to Susan Boyle say she sings loudly, at all hours of the night.  Just be thankful you don't live next to Ashlee Simpson. 

Someone needs to advise my boss that even though the city does want you to cut back some on water usage, you still are able to shower...

COMMENTARY:  You can't even imagine my excitement when I got a text from my friend Chris saying the Chelsea Handler show was canceled.  I thought "Chelsea Lately" finally got the axe!  Unfortunately, this was old news as Chris was talking about the dreadful Chelsea Handler sitcom that was on NBC this past spring.  So Chelsea Handler lives on on E! much to my chagrin.  You know, you would think after all these years of her doing comedy, she'd be funny...at least once...

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

X Factor auditions in Greensboro came to a screeching halt because of lighting yesterday.  Guess that's God trying to tell you something, guys...

It's Jessica Simpson's birthday today.  This is how I saw her described.  "pop singer/fashion designer/former wife of Nick Lackey"  They should also put "former" in front of "pop singer"

Chumbawamba has broken up.  Guess this time they aren't going to get back up...

And finally, Scarlett Johansson has been offered $20 million to reprise her role as Black Widow in the Avengers sequel.  Hell, I'll play the Black Widow for half that!!!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have reached a settlement in their divorce.  Terms of the settlement include Tom getting custody of daughter Suri....every two weeks...when he's on the mothership...

A North Carolina man barricaded himself in a hotel room and refused to come out until he got pizza...and Paris Hilton!  Well that's one way to get rid of her.

Kelly Osbourne received a black eye on an airplane when the person sitting in front of her leaned her seat back, whacking Kelly in the head.  Disappointed in that person who was sitting in the seat in front of her.  Next time hit her harder!!!!

Friday, July 6, 2012

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a custody hearing set for the 17th.  I bet there will be more people there than were at the premiere of Rock of Ages...

Things have gotten so bad for Lindsay Lohan even a porn star is denying sleeping with her.  "Yeah, I've banged pretty much everything, but I certainly WOULD NOT touch Lindsay Lohan..."

3 reasons to not go see the new movie Savages.  1)  It stars Taylor Kitsch, who also starred in John Carter and Battleship.  Enough said.  2)  It stars noted movie killer Blake Lively  3)  It stars John Travolta.  That's the holy hell of trifecta's isn't it...

I cracked up when I saw this headline earlier.  "There's a spike in air conditioner sales."  Wonder how many investigative reporters they had to put on that one....

Enjoy your weekend!!!!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Matthew McConaughey and his wife are expecting their third child.  I just want to stress to Matthew that he does NOT need to take his shirt off during childbirth.

Madonna's tour truck overturned while driving to a concert in Stockholm.  That's God trying to tell you something Madonna....

Well I learned the hard way yesterday not to eat baked beans and then get in the hot tub...

COMMENTARY:  All I read today was how the new Spiderman had the biggest Tuesday opening ever, beating the first Transformers, which came out in 2007.  Which would be all well and good except the first Transformers movie came out on a Monday...

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Katie Holmes is going to get virtually nothing in her divorce from Tom Cruise because the prenup cuts her out of the fortune.  Basically she'll walk away with what she brought into the marriage.  So what, a couple of Dawson's Creek box sets then???

This past weekend Mariah Carey honored Whitney Houston.  How?  By doing a line of coke???

Rumor has it naked pictures of Carly Rae Jepsen are on the internet.  She denies it.  I just want to say it's not her in those pics.  And how do I know?  Hours upon hours of looking at them...

COMMENTARY:  I absolutely can't stand Alec Baldwin.  His acting is atrocious and his behavior is on the same level.  Well Alex has quit twitter...again.  I love how all these celebs quit twitter.  Basically quitting twitter and facebook is the modern day adult equivalent of running away from home.  We all know you're coming back.