Katie Holmes is going to get virtually nothing in her divorce from Tom Cruise because the prenup cuts her out of the fortune.  Basically she'll walk away with what she brought into the marriage.  So what, a couple of Dawson's Creek box sets then???

This past weekend Mariah Carey honored Whitney Houston.  How?  By doing a line of coke???

Rumor has it naked pictures of Carly Rae Jepsen are on the internet.  She denies it.  I just want to say it's not her in those pics.  And how do I know?  Hours upon hours of looking at them...

COMMENTARY:  I absolutely can't stand Alec Baldwin.  His acting is atrocious and his behavior is on the same level.  Well Alex has quit twitter...again.  I love how all these celebs quit twitter.  Basically quitting twitter and facebook is the modern day adult equivalent of running away from home.  We all know you're coming back.