Friday, March 25, 2011

The only thing she had going was her dancing and she can't even do that anymore!

US Weekly reporting Britney Spears doesn't own a cellphone! Who else thinks its because she would have no idea how to work it…

Speaking of Britney, she's going to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live. For that night they'll be changing the name to Jimmy Kimmel Lip Sync.

Amy Winehouse now has two clothing collections! Wow, she has more clothing collections than hits!

I'll leave you with this to ponder. Tell me what's worse. Blink 182 getting ready to release a new album or Rascal Flatts writing and recording with Michael Bolton???

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

The normal suspects today...

Make sure you follow Christina Aguilera on twitter. Here's how you find her. @drunkdisneychick.

Jennifer Lopez has released 2 songs off her new album and she's accused of ripping both of them off. Who does she think she is, Lady Gaga?

Lindsay Lohan going to trial over stealing that necklace; Michael Lohan charged with a crime in his domestic violence arrest. That means both Lohans could be in jail at the same time!!!! Hmmm...I smell a reality show!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The upward trajectory of Megan Fox.

Megan Fox is reportedly in talks to join Judd Apatow's upcoming Knocked Up spin-off. That's a great career move. She got fired from a billion dollar franchise to do this...

Katy Perry's mom is shopping a book deal. Well if I was related to Katy Perry, I'd be looking to cash in as well!

Failed actress Mischa Barton attacked a photographer at a movie festival. She must have thought he had a twinkie.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

A Charlie Sheen-free Wednesday!

Jessica Simpson dreams of having a son. At this point she’s probably also dreaming of still having a career!

Quentin Tarantino is suing his L.A. neighbor over the blood-curdling screams he claims come from his neighbor's home for up to 8 hours a day. Wow, his neighbor must be watching "Burlesque" on a continuous loop!

A new study reveals a large portion of the British adult public believes science fiction stuff is real....I think I’m going to have to just beam over there and tell them the truth.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Of course Charlie Sheen is mentioned!

RadarOnline.com reported that Cage had to be escorted back to his New Orleans hotel after an alleged bust-up at a New Orleans restaurant "for his own safety."…uh oh, sounds like he was around a bunch of people who saw his latest movie!

Christina Aguilera has put her home on the market. She says she wants to move into a place with a bigger liquor cabinet.

A NASA researcher is saying he found fossil bacteria in meteorites and that for the first time conclusively proves that there is extraterrestrial life. I thought we already had proof with Charlie Sheen’s recent behavior.