Look, I've pulled my fair share of April Fool's jokes, but I won't do any today.  Instead, I want to focus on the big winter storm that's going to hit us in two days...

"The Situation" Mike Sorrentino has a new TV show.  Boy, I wish that was an April Fool's prank.

Bachelor Juan Pablo went to a party and people hate him so much they were throwing their drinks at him.  My thought on this...who would waste a perfectly good beverage on this loser???

And finally, it's "Ask Boomer"

Boomer, what’s the best April Fool’s prank you ever pulled?  I faked a parade one year.  Oh this was extremely elaborate.  I knew it was getting out of hand when people were calling in telling me they had built a float and needed to know where to go to line up. 

Boomer, who’s your pick to win the National Championship?  Kentucky!  I love one and done’s in college basketball.

Boomer, is it true you will openly weep when Galvatron makes his appearance in Transformers: Age of Extinction?  Yes.  Tears of joy.  

Who's in the zone today?

Piers Morgan starts his new show on CNN on the 17th. Morgan has said he will never have Madonna on his show. To really drive the point home, he's gone as far to say she has a "lifetime ban" from ever appearing. I have the same ban on Madonna with my ipod.

Speaking of Madonna, she was spotted partying a nightclub in London with her new boyfriend. I didn't think Madonna's boyfriend was old enough to get into a club.

On this date back in 2005 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage. I guess the good thing is Jennifer Aniston got over it pretty quick.

Kim Kardashian's mom says "she's dating a lot of different people." Well yeah, there are 32 NFL teams...

And finally Pauly D from the Jersey Shore says the new Britney Spears album is "amazing." Keep in mind the source here. Pauly D is as close to an expert on good music as the Cleveland Browns are to championship football.