Certain scientists in Europe are trying to say prunes aren't a laxative. A local politician has said "prove it!" I don't want to be around when that happens...

Beyonce says she'd like to have more kids by the time she turns 40. Boy, that's a lot of fake baby bumps!

Scottie Pippen says he's been unfairly portrayed in the media as being bankrupt and he's suing every media outlet that reported it! Scottie says he's never filed bankrupty and says his net worth is $40 million and he plans on suing every media outlet for $1 million each! Why so much? Scottie, the man who says he's worth 40 million, said "I've got bills to pay!"