AI chart toppers!!!

American Idol winner Lee DeWyze and American Idol runner-up Crystal Bowersox both put out albums and with the sales figures in....the runner-up managed to outsell the winner! Final tally was 3 to 2.

Have you seen the new Vizio commercial starring Beyonce? I'm not quite sure if she's trying to dance or if she has an itch...

Miley Cyrus says her New Year's Resolution is to dedicate her life to helping others. And to get a new bong.

This would be a great candidate for my Moron of the Week this week. From bozo criminals...in Wigan, England, thieves stole a batch of pies as they were on the way to the World Pie Eating Championships. This would not ordinarily have been newsworthy except for the secret ingredient that the chef had placed into the pies to prevent the potatoes from becoming mushy. Viagra. Yep, the chef placed Viagra into the pies to keep the potatoes firm. The local police chief says, and we quote, "the local folk should be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals."

Oh excuse me Amy, the way you were snorting I thought you were Whitney Houston...

I saw this headline. "Is Amy Winehouse Trying To Make a Comback?" Substitute "make a comeback" with "do a line of coke" and then you have an accurate statement.

There's apparently a disorder that makes sufferers fall asleep at the sound of laughter. If you have this and need to stay awake, just pop in a Will Farrell movie.

You might have heard this from earlier in the week, a lady in Minnesota was hit with a 1.5 million dollar fine for downloading 24 songs. What makes this even worse is they were Ashlee Simpson songs...

Celeb birthdays today. Leo DiCaprio is 36, Calista Flockhart is 46 (well that could be her weight) and Demi Moore is 87.

Now I like Pink and it's cool that she might be pregnant, but this always cracks me up. One of the "sources" that revealed to US Weekly that Pink is pregnant says "she'll be a brilliant mother" Okay, just because she's a celebrity doesn't mean she's going to be a great mother. I mean, I sincerely hope she is but I'm sure someone said the same thing about Britney Spears before she had her kids...