So the big "secret" is finally out next Wednesday. We'll know who the new judges are on American Idol. Well, barring a last second curve ball, it'll be Jennifer Lopez and Stephen Tyler. Quick, try and think when either of them were relevant to pop culture. Certainly has been awhile, although Lopez tries as she keeps releasing music no one wants to hear or buy. We know people still watch the show but it doesn't generate the water cooler talk it used to and it most certainly doesn't create an icon in American culture. The days of creating an actual American Idol are just about over. But how about this for a thought. Forget about the judges, focus on talent! What they are putting on the show now would barely qualify as talent on a low end cruise ship. It's akin to phone company, when getting complaints on reception, focus instead on redesigning the car charger. It all begins and ends with the talent.

I saw where Kim Kardashian is angry over an inflatable sex doll. Look, in this situation the only thing she should be worried about is the doll being smarter than she is.

In case you want to wear a "meat dress" like Lady Gaga, here's some help. Designer Franc Fernandez says this is what you do to make it happen. "Go to your butcher, get some good cuts and start sewing." Gee, thanks Einstein.