Jennifer Aniston is now dating some dude named Harry Morton, who is best known for dating Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Can't believe this Harry guy is lowering his standards...

American Idol producers say they'll "be in Los Angeles September 22 to look for their next star" They've been looking since 2005....

Headline: "Kelly Osbourne is super skinny" Well, yeah, that's what cocaine will for ya. How do you think Whitney Houston stayed skinny for all those years...

Blink 182 says their new album will be "modern, relevant, fast and fun" I think the words they meant were crappy, lousy, god-awful and "the worst piece of music recorded in the history of man"