Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Still in shock I didn't win the Sexiest Man Alive for 2012 so I guess congrats to the winner Channing Tatum.  I'll just have to settle for second (again).

At this point, I'd be more than happy if they left the country...

Wouldn't it be awesome to prank call Ashlee Simpson the night the Grammy nominees are announced???

And finally Whitney Houston was given the Global Icon Award at the MTV European Music Awards.  I missed the ceremony, what did she say in her speech? 

Monday, November 12, 2012

The Huffington Post revealed Britney Spears' worst habit.  What was it?  Singing?

Taylor Swift back with Conor Kennedy?!?!?!?  But Taylor, you said we are never, EVER, getting back together...

At the buffet, I was told I could dip anything into the new chocolate waterfall.  I have court in a week.

And finally, I had no idea Amanda Bynes was in Ft. Wayne today...


Friday, November 9, 2012

Jermaine Jackson is changing his last name.  Well, the spelling anyway.  He's going from J-A-C-K-S-O-N to J-A-C-K-S-U-N.  Wonder if he'll now be related to Capri?

Okay, that was bad.

Daniel Craig is phenomenal in his role as James Bond.  My top 3 of actors I never ever ever want to see play James Bond...

1) Nathan Lane
2) Carrot Top
3) Russell Brand

Honey Boo Boo got a new pet, a chicken!  Yeah, like that's gonna last in that household...

"She may not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts."  That's it for me, back to Star Wars Angry Birds....

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

I'm super excited about Disney trying to bring back "Boy Meets World" under the working title of "Girl Meets World".  The show would follow Cory and Topanga's daughter.  The real gem here is producers want the original cast to return to their roles.  As a fan of the original, I would be all for that, and let's be honest here, it's not like Ben Savage and Danielle Fishel are really busy right now.

I've never flown Spirit Air and I probably never will as now they are talking about charging $100 for a carry-on!  At this point, with all these crazy fees, I'm hoping the next time I fly I can just box myself up and go FedEx.

Christopher Knight from the Brady Bunch turns 55 today.  Reminds me of a classic Boomer radio bit.  "Happy birthday to Christopher Knight, Peter on the Brady Bunch.  Peter was always my favorite Brady.  I love Peter. Matter of fact, I can't get enough Peter."  Yes, I got in trouble...

Hey, one quick thing before I wrap up.  I kinda thought it was pretty odd as I was the only one lined up to vote at the polling place today.  I thought they were expecting a good turnout.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Amanda Bynes says she's a multi-millionaire! So she's as good at counting as she is at driving.

Lindsay Lohan is going to be charged with lying to police after a car accident this past June. Boy, that's gonna derail her comeback...

Britney Spears is going to "write" a book. It's going to be a fictionalized account of her real-life experiences. I'm going to save you a ton of time. She shaves her head in the end. Thank me later.

In San Francisco, a nude activist, stripped naked to protest. And people are surprised by this why?

Roseanne is running for President. Strange, I must have missed her on the ballot and that's one of the few times you could miss Roseanne!

Friday, November 2, 2012

When I saw the headline "Men Accused of Gambling on Pee Wee Football Games" I was like "well, yeah, little league baseball is over..."

Alec Baldwin visited students of New York University as they dealt with the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.  C'mon, haven't these poor people suffered enough????

Charlie Sheen is reportedly back to his old ways of snorting cocaine and smoking crack.  Back? When did he stop?

Of course I'm super excited about the new Star Wars movie in 2015 but some people not so much.  Which means I've heard some great jokes about the Disney takeover.  And even though I'm a die hard Star Wars fan, I don't mind sharing some of the better ones....like this.  "Disney has purchased Lucasfilm for $4 billion and plans to make three more Star Wars movies.  Talk about beating a dead Ewok."

And finally...we now know Megatrons favorite song!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Katy Perry ran into her ex Russell Brand at a Lakers game!  She was there to watch the game.  He was there to work the concession stand...

Mumford and Sons frontman Marcus Mumford says they have no interest in becoming a stadium act.  Don't think you really need to worry about that...

Lindsay Lohan's twitter account was hacked!  People knew it wasn't really her when she was tweeting about books she's read.

So why did Disney buy Lucasfilm and the rights to Star Wars?  Well the main character's mother is dead, so the foundation for every Disney movie is already in place.