Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez broke up because he's in a horrible mood over how bad the Jets are.  That's really bad news if you're dating a Cleveland Browns player. 

A woman was able to swim to safety after driving her car into a river.  Yep, those new Apple Maps are awful.

Scientists have identified a new type of fern that can be classified as both male and female.  They named it after Lady Gaga.  Yeah, sounds about right...

A guy was arrested after stealing flowers from a grave to give to his girlfriend.  And before you laugh at this guy, at least HE remembered Sweetest Day.