What are your favorite celebrities doing for Halloween???

Ashlee Simpson’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a singer

 

Tony Romo’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL quarterback

 

Russell Brand’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as someone who’s funny

 

Scott Stapp’s costume this year is real stretch.  He’s going as someone you don’t want to punch in the neck

 

Christina Aguilera’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who didn’t eat the fifth judge on The Voice.

 

Rihanna’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a member of MENSA

 

Lindsay Lohan’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who’s successfully completed rehab

 

Amanda Bynes’ costume is a real stretch this year.  She’s going as someone who passed driver’s ed with flying colors.

 

Tim Tebow’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL starter

 

The cast of Glee’s costume is a real stretch.  They’re going as a show people still watch

The worst part about the thousand pirate costumes confiscated by authorities because they were tainted by lead is now I have to go with my backup choice of slutty schoolgirl...

Apple has gotten rid of the head of its mobile software division.  He's the one responsible for the Apple Maps debacle.  His next stop: The unemployment line...if he can find it...

You can buy the special edition of Rihanna's album for $250!  Or, just download the whole thing illegally for free!

Speaking of Rihanna, Chris Brown continues to sneak around with his ex behind Rihanna's back.  I'm not really sure you can call it sneaking around, though, if every tabloid reports it!!!

And finally, this week in irony as fans were hoping they wouldn't lose their power so they could watch Revolution. 

So what happened this weekend???

So here's the Kardashian Christmas card. I do hope I get one...it would be perfect for target practice!!!

Did you hear? Rihanna had to run off stage to throw up during a concert. What's odd is it's usually the audience that has to throw up...

Star Magazine reported X Factor judge Nicole Shir...Shers...Scherzinger was held at gunpoint while traveling in Mexico recently. I can see how a story like this could make the rounds...let's be honest, a lot of people would love to take their hatred of X Factor out this way, but this story is indeed fiction.

Well, since you're snowed in....

Amy Winehouse reportedly paid a visit to the hospital over the weekend. But this time it wasn't for a drug binge. According to the Toronto Sun, the singer is battling the flu. Yeah, and Demi Lovato was in rehab for "emotional issues".

So it looks like 13 inches of the white stuff is expected. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it "Thursday".

Chris Brown has completed the domestic violence counseling program that was part of his sentence for assaulting Rihanna, but he still has the rest of his five years of probation to serve. It was either probation or listen to a Rihanna album all the way through without stopping and he wisely chose the probation....

Haolin monk Yong Hsueh has become a sensation with his unique talent on the Chinese version of "America's Got Talent." The judges took turns kicking him in the groin, and he just smiled and bowed in return. He said it's an ancient martial art called "steel crotch Kung Fu." Mastering it requires starting in childhood and learning to retract the testicles into the body. Oh, in other words he's RuPaul.

Two of my favorite things!!!

Ohio State Buckeyes coach Jim Tressel has said he'll only let the 5 players who got busted by the NCAA last week play in their bowl game if they promise to return to school next year and skip the NFL. Leads me to this.

Famous lies
"I am not a crook." Richard Nixon
"Iraq has WMD's." George Bush
"I'm retiring." Brett Favre/Urban Meyer
"We are coming back to school next year." OSU players


This was on CNN: Source: Rihanna is single
This is on my blog: Source: Rihanna has no talent