Katy Perry ran into her ex Russell Brand at a Lakers game!  She was there to watch the game.  He was there to work the concession stand...

Mumford and Sons frontman Marcus Mumford says they have no interest in becoming a stadium act.  Don't think you really need to worry about that...

Lindsay Lohan's twitter account was hacked!  People knew it wasn't really her when she was tweeting about books she's read.

So why did Disney buy Lucasfilm and the rights to Star Wars?  Well the main character's mother is dead, so the foundation for every Disney movie is already in place. 

What are your favorite celebrities doing for Halloween???

Ashlee Simpson’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a singer

 

Tony Romo’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL quarterback

 

Russell Brand’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as someone who’s funny

 

Scott Stapp’s costume this year is real stretch.  He’s going as someone you don’t want to punch in the neck

 

Christina Aguilera’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who didn’t eat the fifth judge on The Voice.

 

Rihanna’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a member of MENSA

 

Lindsay Lohan’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who’s successfully completed rehab

 

Amanda Bynes’ costume is a real stretch this year.  She’s going as someone who passed driver’s ed with flying colors.

 

Tim Tebow’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL starter

 

The cast of Glee’s costume is a real stretch.  They’re going as a show people still watch

Lindsay Lohan, according to reports, is in talks to star in Scary Movie 5.  Ashley Tisdale is already on board.  Boy, they're pulling out the big guns, aren't they...

People who live next to Susan Boyle say she sings loudly, at all hours of the night.  Just be thankful you don't live next to Ashlee Simpson. 

Someone needs to advise my boss that even though the city does want you to cut back some on water usage, you still are able to shower...

COMMENTARY:  You can't even imagine my excitement when I got a text from my friend Chris saying the Chelsea Handler show was canceled.  I thought "Chelsea Lately" finally got the axe!  Unfortunately, this was old news as Chris was talking about the dreadful Chelsea Handler sitcom that was on NBC this past spring.  So Chelsea Handler lives on on E! much to my chagrin.  You know, you would think after all these years of her doing comedy, she'd be funny...at least once...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a custody hearing set for the 17th.  I bet there will be more people there than were at the premiere of Rock of Ages...

Things have gotten so bad for Lindsay Lohan even a porn star is denying sleeping with her.  "Yeah, I've banged pretty much everything, but I certainly WOULD NOT touch Lindsay Lohan..."

3 reasons to not go see the new movie Savages.  1)  It stars Taylor Kitsch, who also starred in John Carter and Battleship.  Enough said.  2)  It stars noted movie killer Blake Lively  3)  It stars John Travolta.  That's the holy hell of trifecta's isn't it...

I cracked up when I saw this headline earlier.  "There's a spike in air conditioner sales."  Wonder how many investigative reporters they had to put on that one....

Enjoy your weekend!!!!

When I heard about a woman trapped under a dresser for 4 days, my first thought was "wow, people will do anything to get out of seeing "Rock of Ages!"

Russell Brand went off on a British talk show host because he dared to bring up his marriage to Katy Perry. Uh, idiot, what did you think you were going to be talking about? Your stellar movie career???

Some DUI cases are now getting a new designation. Super Extreme DUI. Apparently over a .328 gets you that designation. At least now Lindsay Lohan has something new to strive for.

Vanilla Ice is the latest to be involved in a celebrity death hoax. What's funny is I just assumed he had been dead for years...

In Oscar contention..

Congrats to Rebecca Black, who had this year's most watched video on Youtube with "Friday"!!!! I can account for about 20,000 of those views!

Hugh Hefner believes Lindsay Lohan's recent Playboy cover might mark the beginning of her career rebirth. What, like in adult movies???

The Oscar Orson Wells won for "Citizen Kane" sold for $860,000!!! Ashlee Simpson wanted to buy it figuring it'll be the closest she'll ever get to an Oscar..

Looks like there's going to be a big custody battle between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Yeah, over who DOESN'T want the kids!!!

The normal suspects today...

Make sure you follow Christina Aguilera on twitter. Here's how you find her. @drunkdisneychick.

Jennifer Lopez has released 2 songs off her new album and she's accused of ripping both of them off. Who does she think she is, Lady Gaga?

Lindsay Lohan going to trial over stealing that necklace; Michael Lohan charged with a crime in his domestic violence arrest. That means both Lohans could be in jail at the same time!!!! Hmmm...I smell a reality show!

Of course we have to talk about Lindsay!

Dina Lohan said that Lindsay is jealous that her brother Michael is going into acting. According to Dina, "Lindsay said: 'He better not win an Academy Award before me!'"…I don’t think winning an Academy Award is something any of the Lohan’s have to worry about.

John Mellencamp has officially filed his divorce papers…and his relationship with Meg Ryan still going strong. They were recently spotted shopping for his Geritol together.

Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Frederic von Anhalt have decided to sell their legendary Bel Air mansion ... for a bargain basement price of 28 MILLION DOLLARS!!!...for a few dollars extra, they’ll throw in her leg.

Ramblings for the New Year!

Lindsay Lohan is legally allowed to leave rehab today but it looks like she's going to stay a few extra days. You think she'd have to hurry out to get back to that super busy movie career.

Gabrielle Carteris, who was 29 when he began playing 16 year old Andrea Zuckerman on "Beverly Hills 90210" is celebrating her 50th birthday. In other 90210 birthday's, Ian Ziering, who played Steve, will turn 87 this year.

I absolutely hated the song "Jenny from the Block" by Jennifer Lopez. If you have to write a song to try and convince yourself and other people that money and fame haven't changed you, then we obviously know money and fame have changed you! And to prove that our little "Jenny from the Block" is one of the most undeserving people around, she took her twins to a play area...and had to have 5 helpers!!!! I'm sure their biggest responsibility was holding up J-Lo's big head.

What else can we put in the trash....

Sources are reporting some early work by Amy Winehouse has been found in a trash can in London. My opinion is everything ever done by Amy Winehouse should be in a trash can in London.

HEADLINE: BUILDING EXPLODES IN DETROIT. Or as they like to call it in Detroit "Wednesday."

The Lohan's are planning on suing the director of a movie called "Dogs in Pocketbooks" as they think the movie is making fun of Lindsay. The movie is about a spoiled starlet with addiction problems who goes in and out of rehab. Michael Lohan says the producer should call Lindsay to get his facts straight. Sounds like he has them straight to me....