What are your favorite celebrities doing for Halloween???

Ashlee Simpson’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a singer

 

Tony Romo’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL quarterback

 

Russell Brand’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as someone who’s funny

 

Scott Stapp’s costume this year is real stretch.  He’s going as someone you don’t want to punch in the neck

 

Christina Aguilera’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who didn’t eat the fifth judge on The Voice.

 

Rihanna’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a member of MENSA

 

Lindsay Lohan’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who’s successfully completed rehab

 

Amanda Bynes’ costume is a real stretch this year.  She’s going as someone who passed driver’s ed with flying colors.

 

Tim Tebow’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL starter

 

The cast of Glee’s costume is a real stretch.  They’re going as a show people still watch

Ke$ha was the latest victim of a death hoax this past weekend.  Once word got out that it was fake, glitter stock rebounded back to normal levels.

Britney Spears says her kids think she has superpowers.  "When I go to film X-Factor, they're like 'Mommy's going off to be a superhero!'" No, mommy is going off to work on a failure of a tv show that Fox continues to shove down our throats. 

Argo, the movie directed by and starring Ben Affleck, is the number one movie in the country.  What's more surprising?  That it took the movie three weeks before it hit number one, or that I actually want to go see a Ben Affleck movie???

Deryck Whibley, ex-husband of Avril Lavigne and member of failed rock group Sum-41, along with his girlfriend, dressed up as Avril and Chad Kroeger for Halloween.  Chad Kroeger responded on twitter with "Hey Deryck, loved the costumes!  We were going to go as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes"  Game, set, match Nickelback....

The Biebs!!!!

Looks like Britney Spears is engaged!!! Well you know what they say, third time's the charm!

Justin Bieber is all set to perform on the X Factor finale December 22. That statement makes me excited! Why? Because that means X Factor is over in less than a week...Wish I could say the same for Whitney.

I just saw the proposed set list for Madonna's Super Bowl performance. It includes "Ray of Light", "Vogue", "Music" and "Holiday". Why no recent hits? It's because she hasn't had any!!!

This just cracked me up. In the paper over the past week. Pancake/sausage breakfast with Santa, pizza lunch with Santa, fried chicken with Santa, and BBQ with Santa. Next up the blood pressure and cholesterol check with Santa. Bring the kids!!!

The only thing she had going was her dancing and she can't even do that anymore!

US Weekly reporting Britney Spears doesn't own a cellphone! Who else thinks its because she would have no idea how to work it…

Speaking of Britney, she's going to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live. For that night they'll be changing the name to Jimmy Kimmel Lip Sync.

Amy Winehouse now has two clothing collections! Wow, she has more clothing collections than hits!

I'll leave you with this to ponder. Tell me what's worse. Blink 182 getting ready to release a new album or Rascal Flatts writing and recording with Michael Bolton???

Why do people even consider what she does "music"???

HEADLINE "BRITNEY SPEARS IS TAKING RISKS IN NEW MUSIC VIDEO" What, she actually sings without autotune???

He's not even officially divorced from Camille yet, but Kelsey Grammer isn't wasting any time getting new girlfriend Kayte Walsh to the altar -- he says they're getting married next month! All he has to do now is find a dress…for himself!

Look for the cast of GLEE on "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" this Sunday. That would imply I watch the Cleveland show…