Matthew McConaughey and his wife are expecting their third child.  I just want to stress to Matthew that he does NOT need to take his shirt off during childbirth.

Madonna's tour truck overturned while driving to a concert in Stockholm.  That's God trying to tell you something Madonna....

Well I learned the hard way yesterday not to eat baked beans and then get in the hot tub...

COMMENTARY:  All I read today was how the new Spiderman had the biggest Tuesday opening ever, beating the first Transformers, which came out in 2007.  Which would be all well and good except the first Transformers movie came out on a Monday...

Am I naughty or nice???

So we all know the end of the world is in December 2012. I actually think it could happen a heck of a lot sooner! How else do you explain the NEW song by Ryan Cabrera I just heard????

Funniest thing I heard about the new Madonna album. "I hope there'll be a bonus DVD with Richard Simmons hosting an extra-special version of "Sweatin' to the Oldiees!"

I didn't know this. Magazines can actually get in trouble for excessive photoshopping. So how do the Kardashian's keep getting on covers then?

The Biebs!!!!

Looks like Britney Spears is engaged!!! Well you know what they say, third time's the charm!

Justin Bieber is all set to perform on the X Factor finale December 22. That statement makes me excited! Why? Because that means X Factor is over in less than a week...Wish I could say the same for Whitney.

I just saw the proposed set list for Madonna's Super Bowl performance. It includes "Ray of Light", "Vogue", "Music" and "Holiday". Why no recent hits? It's because she hasn't had any!!!

This just cracked me up. In the paper over the past week. Pancake/sausage breakfast with Santa, pizza lunch with Santa, fried chicken with Santa, and BBQ with Santa. Next up the blood pressure and cholesterol check with Santa. Bring the kids!!!

Who's in the zone today?

Piers Morgan starts his new show on CNN on the 17th. Morgan has said he will never have Madonna on his show. To really drive the point home, he's gone as far to say she has a "lifetime ban" from ever appearing. I have the same ban on Madonna with my ipod.

Speaking of Madonna, she was spotted partying a nightclub in London with her new boyfriend. I didn't think Madonna's boyfriend was old enough to get into a club.

On this date back in 2005 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage. I guess the good thing is Jennifer Aniston got over it pretty quick.

Kim Kardashian's mom says "she's dating a lot of different people." Well yeah, there are 32 NFL teams...

And finally Pauly D from the Jersey Shore says the new Britney Spears album is "amazing." Keep in mind the source here. Pauly D is as close to an expert on good music as the Cleveland Browns are to championship football.