Just heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced.  Apparently the mind control drugs finally wore off...

Two more in the Kardashian clan have signed book deals.  This time it's Kendall and Kylie Jenner.  No word on if it's going to be coloring or pop-up.

Celine Dion is being sued by an ex-employee who says he was never paid overtime for 3 years of work.  He also says she forced him to listen to "My Heart Will Go On" over and over...

Kelly Clarkson seems to be in a healthy relationship and all the tabloids are saying marriage, maybe as soon as the fall.  I'm not sure what's going to happen with her songwriting career since most of her music is based on her angst.  I guess we can say farewell to songs like "My Life Would Suck Without You", "Running You Over With My Car" and "I Want You Dead"

COMMENTARY:  Who the heck has time for a commentary, Magic Mike is out this weekend!!!!

So what happened this weekend???

So here's the Kardashian Christmas card. I do hope I get one...it would be perfect for target practice!!!

Did you hear? Rihanna had to run off stage to throw up during a concert. What's odd is it's usually the audience that has to throw up...

Star Magazine reported X Factor judge Nicole Shir...Shers...Scherzinger was held at gunpoint while traveling in Mexico recently. I can see how a story like this could make the rounds...let's be honest, a lot of people would love to take their hatred of X Factor out this way, but this story is indeed fiction.

Some snow covered fun!!!

Reports are in saying Khloe Kardashian is pregant. No surprise, she's looked pregnant for years.

HEADLINE: TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES REPORTEDLY BOYCOTTING THE OSCARS. Well who’s going to accept the Oscar that "Knight and Day" will most assuredly win??? The story actually went on to add this gem. "Neither Holmes or Cruise are expected to be nominated for any Oscars this year." Substitute “this” with “any” and then you have an accurate statement.

Shakira is back on the market after she and her boyfriend of almost 11 years broke up. It turns out they broke it off last summer, but she just got around to putting it on her blog now. And I thought I was slow in updating my blog sometimes! Seriously though, it is a coincidence the breakup happened at the same time she released that hideously-titled song "Waka Waka"???

Who's in the zone today?

Piers Morgan starts his new show on CNN on the 17th. Morgan has said he will never have Madonna on his show. To really drive the point home, he's gone as far to say she has a "lifetime ban" from ever appearing. I have the same ban on Madonna with my ipod.

Speaking of Madonna, she was spotted partying a nightclub in London with her new boyfriend. I didn't think Madonna's boyfriend was old enough to get into a club.

On this date back in 2005 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage. I guess the good thing is Jennifer Aniston got over it pretty quick.

Kim Kardashian's mom says "she's dating a lot of different people." Well yeah, there are 32 NFL teams...

And finally Pauly D from the Jersey Shore says the new Britney Spears album is "amazing." Keep in mind the source here. Pauly D is as close to an expert on good music as the Cleveland Browns are to championship football.