What are your favorite celebrities doing for Halloween???

Ashlee Simpson’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a singer

 

Tony Romo’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL quarterback

 

Russell Brand’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as someone who’s funny

 

Scott Stapp’s costume this year is real stretch.  He’s going as someone you don’t want to punch in the neck

 

Christina Aguilera’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who didn’t eat the fifth judge on The Voice.

 

Rihanna’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a member of MENSA

 

Lindsay Lohan’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who’s successfully completed rehab

 

Amanda Bynes’ costume is a real stretch this year.  She’s going as someone who passed driver’s ed with flying colors.

 

Tim Tebow’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL starter

 

The cast of Glee’s costume is a real stretch.  They’re going as a show people still watch

The normal suspects today...

Make sure you follow Christina Aguilera on twitter. Here's how you find her. @drunkdisneychick.

Jennifer Lopez has released 2 songs off her new album and she's accused of ripping both of them off. Who does she think she is, Lady Gaga?

Lindsay Lohan going to trial over stealing that necklace; Michael Lohan charged with a crime in his domestic violence arrest. That means both Lohans could be in jail at the same time!!!! Hmmm...I smell a reality show!

Of course Charlie Sheen is mentioned!

RadarOnline.com reported that Cage had to be escorted back to his New Orleans hotel after an alleged bust-up at a New Orleans restaurant "for his own safety."…uh oh, sounds like he was around a bunch of people who saw his latest movie!

Christina Aguilera has put her home on the market. She says she wants to move into a place with a bigger liquor cabinet.

A NASA researcher is saying he found fossil bacteria in meteorites and that for the first time conclusively proves that there is extraterrestrial life. I thought we already had proof with Charlie Sheen’s recent behavior.

What's on Floptina's agenda?

Christopher Nolan is getting ready to film the next Batman movie and unlike with Katie Holmes, he’s actually looking to cast a love interest for Bruce Wayne that has some talent. Names include Keira Knightley and Anne Hathaway.

While promoting her new book, Snooki said, "I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole." Yeah cause usually it’s “hey b*tch”

Yesterday, Christina Aguilera was spotted at Disneyland with her son Max and boyfriend Matt Rutler. Next on Christina’s to-do list…finding a copy of her movie "Burlesque" in the DVD bargain bin.

Nothing goes right for Christina...and it couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Razzie nominations are out and voting has commenced as we try and figure out the worst movie of the last year. No surprise here as "Burlesque" has the most nods including worst actress (Christina Aguilera), worst supporting actress (Cher and Kristen Bell), worst supporting actor, worst screenplay and worst director. Yep, that sounds about right...

For those of you in Indiana, this will make you proud...Indianapolis police were called to the scene of a domestic dispute after a woman stabbed her boyfriend when he wouldn't allow her to view his facebook page. I can't wait to see her status updates from here on out!

Scored a great deal on ebay! Just won a Sugar Bowl Championship Ring!!!!! Seller ID was tpryor.

Who's on the hit list today???

The newest batch of films to be preserved include "Airplane" and "The Empire Strikes Back". Good choices! For those of you hoping "Burlesque" gets the preservation treatment, well, don't hold your breath.

And speaking of how Christina Aguilera's career is over, her video for "Not Myself Tonight" was voted worst video of the year. Video??? I can't even say I've heard of the song!

Sales are really bad for Jennifer Aniston's new perfume. I guess people don't want to smell like desperation...

Val Kilmer owes the IRS roughly $500,000, which is just about the equivalent of his weekly food bill...