Fred Willard's wife says she'll stand by him after his arrest in an adult movie theater.  Well yeah, she doesn't want to sit in front of him...

Happy birthday to Mick Jagger, who's 69 today...in dog years...

Kristen Chenoweth is "doing better every day" after getting knocked on head.  That's good to hear.  Who is she?

Kim Kardashian has now said she's more famous than Jen Aniston, Angelina Jole and Gwyneth Paltrow combined!  Bigger butt, yes.  More famous, no...

Not a ton but it's better than nothing!!!

JENNIFER ANISTON SAYS KIDS AND MARRIAGE ARE ON THE WAY…how bout a good movie first???? Actually that might be more impossible for her than kids and a marriage.

The final American Idol auditions took place last night in San Francisco. The show began on a strange note with a girl that missed out on her big chance because she passed gas in front of the judges. At least she had a chance to show Jennifer Lopez what she thought of her new album.

I get to mention my some of my favorites here...

David Hasselhoff said during a talk at Oxford University, "Reality television is an exploitation of youth. On my show Baywatch, it was just an exploitation of women!!!"

HEADLINE: "JENNIFER ANISTON WILL HAVE KIDS" hahahahaha...not with Brad Pitt!!!

Sanjaya, the former American Idol contestant, is expected to make his stage debut in the off-Broadway musical Freckleface Strawberry. Even he’s more successful than Lee DeWyze…

Who doesn't love Idol???

Producers made Stephen Tyler apologize for his language during American Idol this week. Producers then made Jennifer Lopez apologize for her last album.

And speaking of Idol, on the show last night, one of the hopefuls had to be removed by security. Why couldn't they have done that with Lee DeWyze???

Ellen tried to scare Jennifer Aniston when Jen appeared on her talk show earlier this week. What'd she do, show her clips of her last couple of movies???

Does the snow make me bitter???

Carson Daly has been tapped to host The Voice, NBC's hopeful new rival to American Idol. An NBC executive said of the casting, "Carson is the perfect choice to host this exciting new series owing to his credibility, popularity and relevance in both the music world and social media." Let's think about that sentence. Oh my gosh, where to begin. Credibility must mean shilling for no-talent manufactured pop acts on MTV for years. Relevance must mean he was a big deal 12 years ago, you know, before Y2K and popularity must mean he'd be a big hit in a biker bar where all the patrons are looking to take out their aggression on a dude who makes Richard Simmons look manly.

Report..."JENNIFER ANISTON CONVINCED PEREZ HILTON TO BE NICE" I wish it was "PEREZ HILTON CONVINCED JENNIFER ANISTON TO RETIRE"

Blake Lively is AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman of 2011. The Gossip Girl star topped the annual list. Apparently the only people AskMen asked where uneducated grown men who still haven't moved out of their parent's basement and think the CW is a fantastic network.

Who's on the hit list today???

The newest batch of films to be preserved include "Airplane" and "The Empire Strikes Back". Good choices! For those of you hoping "Burlesque" gets the preservation treatment, well, don't hold your breath.

And speaking of how Christina Aguilera's career is over, her video for "Not Myself Tonight" was voted worst video of the year. Video??? I can't even say I've heard of the song!

Sales are really bad for Jennifer Aniston's new perfume. I guess people don't want to smell like desperation...

Val Kilmer owes the IRS roughly $500,000, which is just about the equivalent of his weekly food bill...

Who knows, at the rate "The Office" is going...

Miss the show "Park and Recreation" on NBC? Neither do I, but a show runner is saying it could be back as soon as the first of the year.

Jessica Simpson was on with Ryan Seacrest talking about Nick Lachey…boy, right there you have 3 people I could care less about…

HEADLINE: "JC Chasez Scares Off Intruder!" What'd he do? Play for him his solo album?

There is a big rumor that Jennifer Aniston is ready to go topless for Judd Apatow's new film. Boy, can someone say desperation. I get the feeling Aniston is going to be one of those people in about 5 years who just comes up to people and is like "remember me, I used to be on Friends..."