Some Christmas cheer!!!

NBC is offering free episodes of "Whitney" on nbc.com. They say it's a Christmas present. I say it's the lump of coal you find in a stocking!

David Archuleta says he's putting his music career on hold for two years. He actually could have said this two years ago...

And speaking of David's, the other David from that dreadful season of American Idol, David Cook, is celebrating a birthday today! So one David has to put his "cough" career on hold and the other David, the one who won the show, has to perform for free at shopping malls. Job well done AI!

I love the story where Jennifer Lopez was worried about one of her kids. The only time Lopez worries about her kids and when she's worried she's going to have to spend time with them.

Not a ton but it's better than nothing!!!

JENNIFER ANISTON SAYS KIDS AND MARRIAGE ARE ON THE WAY…how bout a good movie first???? Actually that might be more impossible for her than kids and a marriage.

The final American Idol auditions took place last night in San Francisco. The show began on a strange note with a girl that missed out on her big chance because she passed gas in front of the judges. At least she had a chance to show Jennifer Lopez what she thought of her new album.

Who doesn't love Idol???

Producers made Stephen Tyler apologize for his language during American Idol this week. Producers then made Jennifer Lopez apologize for her last album.

And speaking of Idol, on the show last night, one of the hopefuls had to be removed by security. Why couldn't they have done that with Lee DeWyze???

Ellen tried to scare Jennifer Aniston when Jen appeared on her talk show earlier this week. What'd she do, show her clips of her last couple of movies???

Does the snow make me bitter???

Carson Daly has been tapped to host The Voice, NBC's hopeful new rival to American Idol. An NBC executive said of the casting, "Carson is the perfect choice to host this exciting new series owing to his credibility, popularity and relevance in both the music world and social media." Let's think about that sentence. Oh my gosh, where to begin. Credibility must mean shilling for no-talent manufactured pop acts on MTV for years. Relevance must mean he was a big deal 12 years ago, you know, before Y2K and popularity must mean he'd be a big hit in a biker bar where all the patrons are looking to take out their aggression on a dude who makes Richard Simmons look manly.

Report..."JENNIFER ANISTON CONVINCED PEREZ HILTON TO BE NICE" I wish it was "PEREZ HILTON CONVINCED JENNIFER ANISTON TO RETIRE"

Blake Lively is AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman of 2011. The Gossip Girl star topped the annual list. Apparently the only people AskMen asked where uneducated grown men who still haven't moved out of their parent's basement and think the CW is a fantastic network.

Who's ready for the Oscars????

Oscar nods are out. Some of the films up for best picture: "The King's Speech," "True Grit," "The Social Network"...wait a minute, where are all the Katherine Heigl movies???

Kelsey Grammer's 27 year old daughter announced she was engaged, six weeks after her father announced his engagement. The good news is Kelsey and her daughter will both be able to wear the same dress.

Devyn Rush, the American Idol contestant who was introduced as a singing waitress at a New York diner was "let go" from her job at the eatery after the show got in the way of her work schedule. Her supervisor, Lee Dewyze, said the restaurant is getting into it's "busy season."

AI chart toppers!!!

American Idol winner Lee DeWyze and American Idol runner-up Crystal Bowersox both put out albums and with the sales figures in....the runner-up managed to outsell the winner! Final tally was 3 to 2.

Have you seen the new Vizio commercial starring Beyonce? I'm not quite sure if she's trying to dance or if she has an itch...

Miley Cyrus says her New Year's Resolution is to dedicate her life to helping others. And to get a new bong.

This would be a great candidate for my Moron of the Week this week. From bozo criminals...in Wigan, England, thieves stole a batch of pies as they were on the way to the World Pie Eating Championships. This would not ordinarily have been newsworthy except for the secret ingredient that the chef had placed into the pies to prevent the potatoes from becoming mushy. Viagra. Yep, the chef placed Viagra into the pies to keep the potatoes firm. The local police chief says, and we quote, "the local folk should be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals."