Katy Perry ran into her ex Russell Brand at a Lakers game!  She was there to watch the game.  He was there to work the concession stand...

Mumford and Sons frontman Marcus Mumford says they have no interest in becoming a stadium act.  Don't think you really need to worry about that...

Lindsay Lohan's twitter account was hacked!  People knew it wasn't really her when she was tweeting about books she's read.

So why did Disney buy Lucasfilm and the rights to Star Wars?  Well the main character's mother is dead, so the foundation for every Disney movie is already in place. 

What are your favorite celebrities doing for Halloween???

Ashlee Simpson’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a singer

 

Tony Romo’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL quarterback

 

Russell Brand’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as someone who’s funny

 

Scott Stapp’s costume this year is real stretch.  He’s going as someone you don’t want to punch in the neck

 

Christina Aguilera’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who didn’t eat the fifth judge on The Voice.

 

Rihanna’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a member of MENSA

 

Lindsay Lohan’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who’s successfully completed rehab

 

Amanda Bynes’ costume is a real stretch this year.  She’s going as someone who passed driver’s ed with flying colors.

 

Tim Tebow’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL starter

 

The cast of Glee’s costume is a real stretch.  They’re going as a show people still watch

Russell Brand has a new TV show coming out and on one of the billboards in LA, a graffiti artist tagged it with "I'd rather watch the Katy Perry movie"  And I wholeheartedly agree. I'd much rather watch the Katy Perry movie.  Or have a hot poker stuck in my eye.  Or get hit in the head repeatedly with a brick....

Jessie J was walking around backstage at a Jay-Z/Kanye concert when she got locked in the bathroom.  After about ten minutes security let her out.  I'm sure there are quite a few who wish they would have left her in there...

A boxing promoter is offering Drake and Chris Brown one million each to duke it out in a boxing match.  I know I'm not alone in hoping that it actually happens and that the end result is a double knockout.

COMMENTARY:  I've never been the biggest fan of Oprah, and I understand, I'm definitely not her target audience.  My feelings towards her were made worse over the last few years when I worked with someone who thought she was Oprah.  You aren't, by the way.  I did respect her, though, for the good work she was able to do.  So Oprah goes and starts her own network, which is an abject failure, right up there with "John Carter"  So what's one sure-fire way to save your network.  Bring on the Kardashians!!! So not only will the Kardashians be on Oprah's show on the Oprah network, clips from that interview will also appear on the Kardashians shows....all 18 of them.  What little respect I had for Oprah is now gone. 

When I heard about a woman trapped under a dresser for 4 days, my first thought was "wow, people will do anything to get out of seeing "Rock of Ages!"

Russell Brand went off on a British talk show host because he dared to bring up his marriage to Katy Perry. Uh, idiot, what did you think you were going to be talking about? Your stellar movie career???

Some DUI cases are now getting a new designation. Super Extreme DUI. Apparently over a .328 gets you that designation. At least now Lindsay Lohan has something new to strive for.

Vanilla Ice is the latest to be involved in a celebrity death hoax. What's funny is I just assumed he had been dead for years...

Who else misses 98 Degrees?

Justin Bieber will not be appearing on Glee. Reason why? Physicists have said two things that suck that bad happening simultaneously would cause a collapse of the space/time continuum.

Katy Perry was reportedly not pleased when her husband, Russell Brand, posted a photo of her on Twitter without makeup. Perry said she's definitely going to get him back. She initially said her revenge would be to reveal to the world how bad of an actor her husband is but then someone reminded her “Get Him to the Greek” was already released.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo will guest star on the new CBS series, Hawaii Five-O this year. I actually haven’t watched the new Hawaii five-O and this isn’t going to help.

David Cook says he's been working on a new album over the last year and it's near completion. So you've been warned...