The worst part about the thousand pirate costumes confiscated by authorities because they were tainted by lead is now I have to go with my backup choice of slutty schoolgirl...
Apple has gotten rid of the head of its mobile software division. He's the one responsible for the Apple Maps debacle. His next stop: The unemployment line...if he can find it...
You can buy the special edition of Rihanna's album for $250! Or, just download the whole thing illegally for free!
Speaking of Rihanna, Chris Brown continues to sneak around with his ex behind Rihanna's back. I'm not really sure you can call it sneaking around, though, if every tabloid reports it!!!
And finally, this week in irony as fans were hoping they wouldn't lose their power so they could watch Revolution.
Showing posts with label Chris Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Brown. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Russell Brand has a new TV show coming out and on one of the billboards in LA, a graffiti artist tagged it with "I'd rather watch the Katy Perry movie" And I wholeheartedly agree. I'd much rather watch the Katy Perry movie. Or have a hot poker stuck in my eye. Or get hit in the head repeatedly with a brick....
Jessie J was walking around backstage at a Jay-Z/Kanye concert when she got locked in the bathroom. After about ten minutes security let her out. I'm sure there are quite a few who wish they would have left her in there...
A boxing promoter is offering Drake and Chris Brown one million each to duke it out in a boxing match. I know I'm not alone in hoping that it actually happens and that the end result is a double knockout.
COMMENTARY: I've never been the biggest fan of Oprah, and I understand, I'm definitely not her target audience. My feelings towards her were made worse over the last few years when I worked with someone who thought she was Oprah. You aren't, by the way. I did respect her, though, for the good work she was able to do. So Oprah goes and starts her own network, which is an abject failure, right up there with "John Carter" So what's one sure-fire way to save your network. Bring on the Kardashians!!! So not only will the Kardashians be on Oprah's show on the Oprah network, clips from that interview will also appear on the Kardashians shows....all 18 of them. What little respect I had for Oprah is now gone.
Jessie J was walking around backstage at a Jay-Z/Kanye concert when she got locked in the bathroom. After about ten minutes security let her out. I'm sure there are quite a few who wish they would have left her in there...
A boxing promoter is offering Drake and Chris Brown one million each to duke it out in a boxing match. I know I'm not alone in hoping that it actually happens and that the end result is a double knockout.
COMMENTARY: I've never been the biggest fan of Oprah, and I understand, I'm definitely not her target audience. My feelings towards her were made worse over the last few years when I worked with someone who thought she was Oprah. You aren't, by the way. I did respect her, though, for the good work she was able to do. So Oprah goes and starts her own network, which is an abject failure, right up there with "John Carter" So what's one sure-fire way to save your network. Bring on the Kardashians!!! So not only will the Kardashians be on Oprah's show on the Oprah network, clips from that interview will also appear on the Kardashians shows....all 18 of them. What little respect I had for Oprah is now gone.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Well, since you're snowed in....
Amy Winehouse reportedly paid a visit to the hospital over the weekend. But this time it wasn't for a drug binge. According to the Toronto Sun, the singer is battling the flu. Yeah, and Demi Lovato was in rehab for "emotional issues".
So it looks like 13 inches of the white stuff is expected. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it "Thursday".
Chris Brown has completed the domestic violence counseling program that was part of his sentence for assaulting Rihanna, but he still has the rest of his five years of probation to serve. It was either probation or listen to a Rihanna album all the way through without stopping and he wisely chose the probation....
Haolin monk Yong Hsueh has become a sensation with his unique talent on the Chinese version of "America's Got Talent." The judges took turns kicking him in the groin, and he just smiled and bowed in return. He said it's an ancient martial art called "steel crotch Kung Fu." Mastering it requires starting in childhood and learning to retract the testicles into the body. Oh, in other words he's RuPaul.
So it looks like 13 inches of the white stuff is expected. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it "Thursday".
Chris Brown has completed the domestic violence counseling program that was part of his sentence for assaulting Rihanna, but he still has the rest of his five years of probation to serve. It was either probation or listen to a Rihanna album all the way through without stopping and he wisely chose the probation....
Haolin monk Yong Hsueh has become a sensation with his unique talent on the Chinese version of "America's Got Talent." The judges took turns kicking him in the groin, and he just smiled and bowed in return. He said it's an ancient martial art called "steel crotch Kung Fu." Mastering it requires starting in childhood and learning to retract the testicles into the body. Oh, in other words he's RuPaul.
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