Kim Kardashian wants to have a baby?!?!?!?!  Does she realize you can't give the baby back after 72 days????

Happy birthday to Friends star Matthew Perry.  He's 43.  So what's Matthew been up to lately?  If you answered "absolutely nothing" you'd be correct.

The ex-boyfriend of Amy Winehouse has been in the hospital as he shockingly overdosed on something.  On the flipside, Amy herself just celebrated one year of being sober. 

The only thing she had going was her dancing and she can't even do that anymore!

US Weekly reporting Britney Spears doesn't own a cellphone! Who else thinks its because she would have no idea how to work it…

Speaking of Britney, she's going to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live. For that night they'll be changing the name to Jimmy Kimmel Lip Sync.

Amy Winehouse now has two clothing collections! Wow, she has more clothing collections than hits!

I'll leave you with this to ponder. Tell me what's worse. Blink 182 getting ready to release a new album or Rascal Flatts writing and recording with Michael Bolton???

What else can we put in the trash....

Sources are reporting some early work by Amy Winehouse has been found in a trash can in London. My opinion is everything ever done by Amy Winehouse should be in a trash can in London.

HEADLINE: BUILDING EXPLODES IN DETROIT. Or as they like to call it in Detroit "Wednesday."

The Lohan's are planning on suing the director of a movie called "Dogs in Pocketbooks" as they think the movie is making fun of Lindsay. The movie is about a spoiled starlet with addiction problems who goes in and out of rehab. Michael Lohan says the producer should call Lindsay to get his facts straight. Sounds like he has them straight to me....

Oh excuse me Amy, the way you were snorting I thought you were Whitney Houston...

I saw this headline. "Is Amy Winehouse Trying To Make a Comback?" Substitute "make a comeback" with "do a line of coke" and then you have an accurate statement.

There's apparently a disorder that makes sufferers fall asleep at the sound of laughter. If you have this and need to stay awake, just pop in a Will Farrell movie.

You might have heard this from earlier in the week, a lady in Minnesota was hit with a 1.5 million dollar fine for downloading 24 songs. What makes this even worse is they were Ashlee Simpson songs...

Celeb birthdays today. Leo DiCaprio is 36, Calista Flockhart is 46 (well that could be her weight) and Demi Moore is 87.

Now I like Pink and it's cool that she might be pregnant, but this always cracks me up. One of the "sources" that revealed to US Weekly that Pink is pregnant says "she'll be a brilliant mother" Okay, just because she's a celebrity doesn't mean she's going to be a great mother. I mean, I sincerely hope she is but I'm sure someone said the same thing about Britney Spears before she had her kids...