Not a ton but it's better than nothing!!!

JENNIFER ANISTON SAYS KIDS AND MARRIAGE ARE ON THE WAY…how bout a good movie first???? Actually that might be more impossible for her than kids and a marriage.

The final American Idol auditions took place last night in San Francisco. The show began on a strange note with a girl that missed out on her big chance because she passed gas in front of the judges. At least she had a chance to show Jennifer Lopez what she thought of her new album.

I get to mention my some of my favorites here...

David Hasselhoff said during a talk at Oxford University, "Reality television is an exploitation of youth. On my show Baywatch, it was just an exploitation of women!!!"

HEADLINE: "JENNIFER ANISTON WILL HAVE KIDS" hahahahaha...not with Brad Pitt!!!

Sanjaya, the former American Idol contestant, is expected to make his stage debut in the off-Broadway musical Freckleface Strawberry. Even he’s more successful than Lee DeWyze…

Who doesn't love Idol???

Producers made Stephen Tyler apologize for his language during American Idol this week. Producers then made Jennifer Lopez apologize for her last album.

And speaking of Idol, on the show last night, one of the hopefuls had to be removed by security. Why couldn't they have done that with Lee DeWyze???

Ellen tried to scare Jennifer Aniston when Jen appeared on her talk show earlier this week. What'd she do, show her clips of her last couple of movies???

The snow didn't dampen my sense of humor!

A man claims his medication for Parkinson's disease turned him gay. I had no idea Clay Aiken even had Parkinson's.

Tabloids are reporting Christina Aguilera is a problem drinker and often leaves her son with her mom so she can go party. Reps for Christina deny this saying "Christina leaving her son with her mom is ridiculous as her mom doesn't even live in LA. Christina just leaves him home alone."

Now this is just hilarious!!! The Daily Mirror reports that a British immigration official was fired after his bosses discovered that while his wife was visiting Pakistan, he put her name on the terrorist no-fly list and left her stuck there for three years. He told her he was trying to straighten it out, but was actually having "the time of his life." An immigration source said, "A lot of people may dislike their other halves, but to do this takes it to the next level."

Does the snow make me bitter???

Carson Daly has been tapped to host The Voice, NBC's hopeful new rival to American Idol. An NBC executive said of the casting, "Carson is the perfect choice to host this exciting new series owing to his credibility, popularity and relevance in both the music world and social media." Let's think about that sentence. Oh my gosh, where to begin. Credibility must mean shilling for no-talent manufactured pop acts on MTV for years. Relevance must mean he was a big deal 12 years ago, you know, before Y2K and popularity must mean he'd be a big hit in a biker bar where all the patrons are looking to take out their aggression on a dude who makes Richard Simmons look manly.

Report..."JENNIFER ANISTON CONVINCED PEREZ HILTON TO BE NICE" I wish it was "PEREZ HILTON CONVINCED JENNIFER ANISTON TO RETIRE"

Blake Lively is AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman of 2011. The Gossip Girl star topped the annual list. Apparently the only people AskMen asked where uneducated grown men who still haven't moved out of their parent's basement and think the CW is a fantastic network.

Well, since you're snowed in....

Amy Winehouse reportedly paid a visit to the hospital over the weekend. But this time it wasn't for a drug binge. According to the Toronto Sun, the singer is battling the flu. Yeah, and Demi Lovato was in rehab for "emotional issues".

So it looks like 13 inches of the white stuff is expected. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it "Thursday".

Chris Brown has completed the domestic violence counseling program that was part of his sentence for assaulting Rihanna, but he still has the rest of his five years of probation to serve. It was either probation or listen to a Rihanna album all the way through without stopping and he wisely chose the probation....

Haolin monk Yong Hsueh has become a sensation with his unique talent on the Chinese version of "America's Got Talent." The judges took turns kicking him in the groin, and he just smiled and bowed in return. He said it's an ancient martial art called "steel crotch Kung Fu." Mastering it requires starting in childhood and learning to retract the testicles into the body. Oh, in other words he's RuPaul.