What are your favorite celebrities doing for Halloween???

Ashlee Simpson’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a singer

 

Tony Romo’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL quarterback

 

Russell Brand’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as someone who’s funny

 

Scott Stapp’s costume this year is real stretch.  He’s going as someone you don’t want to punch in the neck

 

Christina Aguilera’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who didn’t eat the fifth judge on The Voice.

 

Rihanna’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as a member of MENSA

 

Lindsay Lohan’s costume this year is a real stretch.  She’s going as someone who’s successfully completed rehab

 

Amanda Bynes’ costume is a real stretch this year.  She’s going as someone who passed driver’s ed with flying colors.

 

Tim Tebow’s costume this year is a real stretch.  He’s going as an NFL starter

 

The cast of Glee’s costume is a real stretch.  They’re going as a show people still watch

The worst part about the thousand pirate costumes confiscated by authorities because they were tainted by lead is now I have to go with my backup choice of slutty schoolgirl...

Apple has gotten rid of the head of its mobile software division.  He's the one responsible for the Apple Maps debacle.  His next stop: The unemployment line...if he can find it...

You can buy the special edition of Rihanna's album for $250!  Or, just download the whole thing illegally for free!

Speaking of Rihanna, Chris Brown continues to sneak around with his ex behind Rihanna's back.  I'm not really sure you can call it sneaking around, though, if every tabloid reports it!!!

And finally, this week in irony as fans were hoping they wouldn't lose their power so they could watch Revolution. 

Ke$ha was the latest victim of a death hoax this past weekend.  Once word got out that it was fake, glitter stock rebounded back to normal levels.

Britney Spears says her kids think she has superpowers.  "When I go to film X-Factor, they're like 'Mommy's going off to be a superhero!'" No, mommy is going off to work on a failure of a tv show that Fox continues to shove down our throats. 

Argo, the movie directed by and starring Ben Affleck, is the number one movie in the country.  What's more surprising?  That it took the movie three weeks before it hit number one, or that I actually want to go see a Ben Affleck movie???

Deryck Whibley, ex-husband of Avril Lavigne and member of failed rock group Sum-41, along with his girlfriend, dressed up as Avril and Chad Kroeger for Halloween.  Chad Kroeger responded on twitter with "Hey Deryck, loved the costumes!  We were going to go as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes"  Game, set, match Nickelback....

Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez broke up because he's in a horrible mood over how bad the Jets are.  That's really bad news if you're dating a Cleveland Browns player. 

A woman was able to swim to safety after driving her car into a river.  Yep, those new Apple Maps are awful.

Scientists have identified a new type of fern that can be classified as both male and female.  They named it after Lady Gaga.  Yeah, sounds about right...

A guy was arrested after stealing flowers from a grave to give to his girlfriend.  And before you laugh at this guy, at least HE remembered Sweetest Day.