Tuesday, August 31, 2010

It's a slow Tuesday...

Lindsay Lohan says her clubbing days are behind her. She also says she'll seek out an experienced plastic surgeon to take care of her ever-expanding nose.

Lindsay Lohan says "I want my career back. I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies" Uh, Lindsay, "Herbie Fully Loaded" doesn't qualify as a great movie...

A psychologist is urging the European Union to ban television and severely ration it for other youngsters. Hmmm, they must have just gotten "The Jersey Shore"

Monday, August 30, 2010

Some Monday stuff for ya!

There was this rumor Conan O'Brien could be in legal trouble if he said something funny at the Emmy's. Good thing Jimmy Fallon doesn't have to worry about that. No, not legal trouble, but saying something funny.

The Russian heat wave and grain export ban could force beer prices to rise %40!!! Great, looks like it's back to sniffing glue.

And this from my buddy Will Roman's facebook...

Selena Gomez's album is called "A Year Without Rain".... It should have been more appropriately titled "An Album Without Hits"....

This was a response...

You obviously don't have any girls in the 7-12 age range.

And the reply from Will...

Correct -- I'm "Will Roman", not "Roman Polanski"....

Friday, August 27, 2010

Some topical humor (updated almost every day...almost)

Headline: Paris Hilton's boyfriend stopped intruder with a gun. Total lie, probably stopped him by flashing a copy of "The Hottie and the Nottie"

American Idol producers say they have never used auto-tune to make contestants sound better. Exhibit A in their defense: Lee Dewyze

Paul Reubens, better known as Pee Wee Herman is 58 today. Whatever he does to celebrate, I hope it doesn't involve going to a movie...