When I heard about a woman trapped under a dresser for 4 days, my first thought was "wow, people will do anything to get out of seeing "Rock of Ages!"

Russell Brand went off on a British talk show host because he dared to bring up his marriage to Katy Perry. Uh, idiot, what did you think you were going to be talking about? Your stellar movie career???

Some DUI cases are now getting a new designation. Super Extreme DUI. Apparently over a .328 gets you that designation. At least now Lindsay Lohan has something new to strive for.

Vanilla Ice is the latest to be involved in a celebrity death hoax. What's funny is I just assumed he had been dead for years...

Am I naughty or nice???

So we all know the end of the world is in December 2012. I actually think it could happen a heck of a lot sooner! How else do you explain the NEW song by Ryan Cabrera I just heard????

Funniest thing I heard about the new Madonna album. "I hope there'll be a bonus DVD with Richard Simmons hosting an extra-special version of "Sweatin' to the Oldiees!"

I didn't know this. Magazines can actually get in trouble for excessive photoshopping. So how do the Kardashian's keep getting on covers then?

In Oscar contention..

Congrats to Rebecca Black, who had this year's most watched video on Youtube with "Friday"!!!! I can account for about 20,000 of those views!

Hugh Hefner believes Lindsay Lohan's recent Playboy cover might mark the beginning of her career rebirth. What, like in adult movies???

The Oscar Orson Wells won for "Citizen Kane" sold for $860,000!!! Ashlee Simpson wanted to buy it figuring it'll be the closest she'll ever get to an Oscar..

Looks like there's going to be a big custody battle between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Yeah, over who DOESN'T want the kids!!!

Some Christmas cheer!!!

NBC is offering free episodes of "Whitney" on nbc.com. They say it's a Christmas present. I say it's the lump of coal you find in a stocking!

David Archuleta says he's putting his music career on hold for two years. He actually could have said this two years ago...

And speaking of David's, the other David from that dreadful season of American Idol, David Cook, is celebrating a birthday today! So one David has to put his "cough" career on hold and the other David, the one who won the show, has to perform for free at shopping malls. Job well done AI!

I love the story where Jennifer Lopez was worried about one of her kids. The only time Lopez worries about her kids and when she's worried she's going to have to spend time with them.