A Charlie Sheen-free Wednesday!

Jessica Simpson dreams of having a son. At this point she’s probably also dreaming of still having a career!

Quentin Tarantino is suing his L.A. neighbor over the blood-curdling screams he claims come from his neighbor's home for up to 8 hours a day. Wow, his neighbor must be watching "Burlesque" on a continuous loop!

A new study reveals a large portion of the British adult public believes science fiction stuff is real....I think I’m going to have to just beam over there and tell them the truth.

Of course Charlie Sheen is mentioned!

RadarOnline.com reported that Cage had to be escorted back to his New Orleans hotel after an alleged bust-up at a New Orleans restaurant "for his own safety."…uh oh, sounds like he was around a bunch of people who saw his latest movie!

Christina Aguilera has put her home on the market. She says she wants to move into a place with a bigger liquor cabinet.

A NASA researcher is saying he found fossil bacteria in meteorites and that for the first time conclusively proves that there is extraterrestrial life. I thought we already had proof with Charlie Sheen’s recent behavior.

Not a ton but it's better than nothing!!!

JENNIFER ANISTON SAYS KIDS AND MARRIAGE ARE ON THE WAY…how bout a good movie first???? Actually that might be more impossible for her than kids and a marriage.

The final American Idol auditions took place last night in San Francisco. The show began on a strange note with a girl that missed out on her big chance because she passed gas in front of the judges. At least she had a chance to show Jennifer Lopez what she thought of her new album.

I get to mention my some of my favorites here...

David Hasselhoff said during a talk at Oxford University, "Reality television is an exploitation of youth. On my show Baywatch, it was just an exploitation of women!!!"

HEADLINE: "JENNIFER ANISTON WILL HAVE KIDS" hahahahaha...not with Brad Pitt!!!

Sanjaya, the former American Idol contestant, is expected to make his stage debut in the off-Broadway musical Freckleface Strawberry. Even he’s more successful than Lee DeWyze…