X Factor auditions in Greensboro came to a screeching halt because of lighting yesterday.  Guess that's God trying to tell you something, guys...

It's Jessica Simpson's birthday today.  This is how I saw her described.  "pop singer/fashion designer/former wife of Nick Lackey"  They should also put "former" in front of "pop singer"

Chumbawamba has broken up.  Guess this time they aren't going to get back up...

And finally, Scarlett Johansson has been offered $20 million to reprise her role as Black Widow in the Avengers sequel.  Hell, I'll play the Black Widow for half that!!!

A Charlie Sheen-free Wednesday!

Jessica Simpson dreams of having a son. At this point she’s probably also dreaming of still having a career!

Quentin Tarantino is suing his L.A. neighbor over the blood-curdling screams he claims come from his neighbor's home for up to 8 hours a day. Wow, his neighbor must be watching "Burlesque" on a continuous loop!

A new study reveals a large portion of the British adult public believes science fiction stuff is real....I think I’m going to have to just beam over there and tell them the truth.