Jessica Simpson's mom has filed for divorce!  I imagine the divorce proceedings are going to be pretty contentious.  "I don't want Ashlee, you get Ashlee!"  "I certainly don't want Ashlee, you get to keep Ashlee!!!"

Ohio State football is looking to beef up their non-conference schedule, so they've added Central Michigan and Tulsa in 2016.  Cause that'll achieve the intended results...

Jordin Sparks has just launched a new perfume and says "Right now I feel like I can take on the world."  Who are you again???

Fox has renewed X Factor for a third season.  Nothing to really get excited about X Factor fans.  It was either that or bringing back Malcolm in the Middle.  And I think they made the wrong choice...

Happy birthday today to the iPod.  Let's just say buying stock in the Zune was probably one of my worst decisions ever. 

James Blunt from "You're Beautiful" fame has announced he's done with music.  I'm thinking it's the other way around...

Lindsay Lohan was tweeting like crazy during last night's debate.  That's just further proof that some people should not have access to electronic devices.

An Ohio legislator wants to prevent Browns and Bengals games from being blacked out.  Isn't there a law against cruel and unusual punishment. 

Chris Kirkpatrick was the only member of *NSYNC at Justin Timberlake's wedding.  And I have to say he did a great job of serving the cocktails!

One of Arnold Schwarzenegger's sons might take Maria Shriver's last name.  Can you blame him?  Shriver is a lot easier to spell!

A Washington attorney claims he traveled through time.  So you traveled through time and didn't do anything to stop the honey boo boo child family??? That's inexcusable!

Happy 30th to the CD!  Last CD I bought?  The Jonas Brothers latest "Mom Says We Have To Be Home By 11"

Kim Kardashian wants to have a baby?!?!?!?!  Does she realize you can't give the baby back after 72 days????

Happy birthday to Friends star Matthew Perry.  He's 43.  So what's Matthew been up to lately?  If you answered "absolutely nothing" you'd be correct.

The ex-boyfriend of Amy Winehouse has been in the hospital as he shockingly overdosed on something.  On the flipside, Amy herself just celebrated one year of being sober.