Look, I've pulled my fair share of April Fool's jokes, but I won't do any today.  Instead, I want to focus on the big winter storm that's going to hit us in two days...

"The Situation" Mike Sorrentino has a new TV show.  Boy, I wish that was an April Fool's prank.

Bachelor Juan Pablo went to a party and people hate him so much they were throwing their drinks at him.  My thought on this...who would waste a perfectly good beverage on this loser???

And finally, it's "Ask Boomer"

Boomer, what’s the best April Fool’s prank you ever pulled?  I faked a parade one year.  Oh this was extremely elaborate.  I knew it was getting out of hand when people were calling in telling me they had built a float and needed to know where to go to line up. 

Boomer, who’s your pick to win the National Championship?  Kentucky!  I love one and done’s in college basketball.

Boomer, is it true you will openly weep when Galvatron makes his appearance in Transformers: Age of Extinction?  Yes.  Tears of joy.  

Why won't reality stars go away?

This one caught my eye earlier today. Melissa Rycroft, who was the woman basically dumped at the last second on The Bachelor, got a gig as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight. She's also been doing some work for Good Morning America. So you're wondering what kind of skill set does Melissa Rycroft have to be a reporter for these shows? The correct answer is none! Absolutely zero, which is painfully obvious if you watch her. The only thing she has ever done was appear on The Bachelor and garner some symphathy because she was dumped...which shouldn't be that big of an issue as she was dating someone herself while on the show. Oh, excuse me, she said they "broke up" beforehand but are now back together and are going to get married. The moral here. Let's stop giving jobs to undeserving people. Melissa Rycroft has done absolutely nothing to merit these gigs. Certainly being a reporter on ET isn't difficult as all you do is cover the latest installment of Twlight, but hiring her to be a reporter is on the same level as casting Ashlee Simpson in a tv show. Let's start having some standards and remember being on a reality show doesn't mean you have talent.