Look, I've pulled my fair share of April Fool's jokes, but I won't do any today.  Instead, I want to focus on the big winter storm that's going to hit us in two days...

"The Situation" Mike Sorrentino has a new TV show.  Boy, I wish that was an April Fool's prank.

Bachelor Juan Pablo went to a party and people hate him so much they were throwing their drinks at him.  My thought on this...who would waste a perfectly good beverage on this loser???

And finally, it's "Ask Boomer"

Boomer, what’s the best April Fool’s prank you ever pulled?  I faked a parade one year.  Oh this was extremely elaborate.  I knew it was getting out of hand when people were calling in telling me they had built a float and needed to know where to go to line up. 

Boomer, who’s your pick to win the National Championship?  Kentucky!  I love one and done’s in college basketball.

Boomer, is it true you will openly weep when Galvatron makes his appearance in Transformers: Age of Extinction?  Yes.  Tears of joy.  

A guy in England was able to use twitter to fool the town into thinking he was mayor.  He created the profile "I'm James Billington, the current Mayor of Stafford.  Delighted to be representing the town of Stafford and surrounding areas."  He attended lots of public events, like ribbon cuttings.  Eventually he was caught.  But wait, I thought it was on social media, it had to be true...

A ton of Opening Day games in baseball today.  And at the end of the day, the Cubs will already be mathematically eliminated from the postseason.

Now this is super exciting.  Based on intel that was leaked, the iPhone 6 could have a much bigger screen.  I'm in.  Because I have to be prepared when Transformers Angry Birds comes out.

And my Life Lesson!

I’m looking at my March Madness bracket and my final 4…100% accurate!  Florida, Kentucky, Connecticut and the team that sets basketball back 50 years, Wisconsin.  People all day are like, Boomer, how did you correctly pick the Final Four.  And it’s easy.  I filled my bracket out this morning.  Because, if you do things after the fact, you can never be wrong!  That’s my life lesson.  

Still in shock I didn't win the Sexiest Man Alive for 2012 so I guess congrats to the winner Channing Tatum.  I'll just have to settle for second (again).

At this point, I'd be more than happy if they left the country...

Wouldn't it be awesome to prank call Ashlee Simpson the night the Grammy nominees are announced???

And finally Whitney Houston was given the Global Icon Award at the MTV European Music Awards.  I missed the ceremony, what did she say in her speech? 

The Huffington Post revealed Britney Spears' worst habit.  What was it?  Singing?

Taylor Swift back with Conor Kennedy?!?!?!?  But Taylor, you said we are never, EVER, getting back together...

At the buffet, I was told I could dip anything into the new chocolate waterfall.  I have court in a week.

And finally, I had no idea Amanda Bynes was in Ft. Wayne today...