Wednesday, December 7, 2011

A Star Wars mention!!!

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was sentenced to 14 years in prison today. 7 years for trying to sell a Senate seat and 7 for his haircut...

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are saying that their babies, Moroccan and Monroe, are talking! Their first words..."why'd you give us such stupid names???"

Chewbacca is going to guest star on Glee!!! There's no word yet on what the storyline will be. Well I remember in Star Wars, Chewbacca would rip the arms off stormtroopers...

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Some of my favorite targets!

I just wonder with the huge ensemble cast of the movie "New Year's Eve" if they'll have room for Leah Michele's nose...

My first thought when I heard scientists found a planet with "earth-like" conditions is we finally found a place where we can send the Kardashians!!!

On a related note, new research indicates fat collects where you sit. That means Kim Kardashian sits a lot!!!!

Online gambling site bodog says X Factor contest Melanie is the favorite to win with 1/1 odds. Bodog also says the odds are 1/2 of host Steve Jones leaving the show. I say the odds are 1/4 of the show getting canceled in three years.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

No one is spared!!!!

Jennifer Lopez is working on a greatest hits album. I'll just let you insert your own joke on that one.

Kris Humphries doesn't want a divorce, he wants his marriage to Kim Kartrashian annulled because he feels it was a sham. He also said Kim is "a fraud". He just now arrived at that conclusion????

Oh, and speaking of Kim, she's on Australia's watch list after coming into the country multiple times on false pretenses. She says she's going as a tourist and goes for work. End result would mean she would be banned from Australia. Well at least one country has it right!

Did you hear about this? There's a lady who's brain is so big she could die laughing. Which is why she only goes to watch Adam Sandler movies.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

bout freakin time!

With Rob Kardashian's run on Dancing with the Stars finally over, I think we have now reached the point where we should never ever ever mention his name again.
...or anyone else in his trashy family...

Nicole Sherzinger has revealed how she maintains her body. Well back when she was in the Pussycat Dolls, it was cocaine...

There was a Scott McCreery sighting this past week! The American Idol champ was in the crowd at a Taylor Swift concert...directing people to their seats...