Seacrest...

HEADLINE "Hough Family Approves of Ryan Seacrest" Well of course they do, they don't have to worry about him ever touching their daughter...

One more reason to hate on Justin Bieber...

This is a quote from page 26 of his book. "The day I was born, March 1, 1994, Celine Dion was solid at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with "The Power of Love." Not a bad song to start your life on."

Some Pop Culture Fun!

I'm sure you've heard Christina Aguilera and her husband, some music executive, are separating. I guess someone had to take the blame for her bad album sales...

Police have detained an intruder who was knocking on Paris Hilton's front door. Police say intruder, Paris says supplier....

Sheryl Crow is going to do a make good performance in Los Angeles because well, she says her last show there sucked. Boy, if all singers had to do that, imagine how many make goods Ashlee Simpson would have to do...

Some political stuff...

Theresa Sparks is running for San Francisco's Board of Supervisors, and she's being attacked as a conservative for opposing a hotel tax and being pro-police. SF Weekly marveled that only in San Francisco would a transgender woman who was born a man and who used to run a sex toy company called Good Vibrations be considered the "conservative" candidate.

Grumpy Should Visit Good Vibrations - Grumpy the Clown, the allegedly illiterate circus clown who was running for Brazil's Parliament on the slogan "It can't get any worse," was not only elected, he got more votes than any other candidate in the nation.