My take on celebrity news. Updated daily unless I decide to watch "Goodburger" instead.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Remember 98 Degrees???
Conservatorships abound!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Who loves moonshine???
Some quick hits...
Rapper Pall Wall Apologizes To Fans For Microphone Beating Incident….although he still hasn’t apologized for his career…
Justin Bieber has just launched a new website featuring all kinds of exclusive Bieber merchandise, including teddy bears, clothes and even singing action figures! Don’t worry, they sing just as bad as the real life version.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
If they get rid of the Situation next week I'll be really ticked!
Your daily dose of Lohan
Lip-synching songs that were lip-synched
Monday, September 27, 2010
Yay! It's Monday!!!
This really cracked me up this weekend. I was listening to Nichole and she was talking out of an Ashley Simpson song. She said "Ashlee Simpson has a new album coming out and it's not what you think." My first thought was "What, it's good?" All kidding aside, and it's tough to do when talking about Ashlee, her next album is a folk album. That will do to folk music what Melrose Place did to Monday night programming on the CW.
I want to mention this but I really don't want to make too much fun of the situation because it's tragic and he was a great philanthropist. Jim Heselden, the owner of the Segway company died after riding his Segway off a cliff into a river.
This is Fergie. She makes millions. Apparently with all that money she can't afford a mirror!

Katy Perry all set to appear on a Christmas-themed Simpson episode. Sad thing is the Simpsons are more real than most of the parts on Katy Perry's body.
Lindsay Lohan is going to check herself into rehab. You know what they say, 9th time is the charm!
Friday, September 24, 2010
And she's off to jail!!!
Lindsay Lohan taken into custody earlier today after failing two drugs tests. It was expected she would be able to post bail and stay free until the actual hearing on the failures in October, but nope, she was hauled off in cuffs. Turns out some of her former co-stars actually sent a letter to the judge begging her to not send Lindsay to jail. Here's an excerpt from that letter.
Dear Judge Fox,
I am writing you in regards to Lindsay Lohan. I have had the pleasure to get to know her very well and have endured the past year with her through her highs and lows. I am desperate to get this message to you. She is working really hard to be better and has done everything possible to stay healthy and clean.
Let's look at that last part. "working really hard to be better and had done everything possible to stay healthy and clean." I guess everything possible means doing a few lines of blow.
American Idol has the perfect opportunity to make a great tv moment a blew it when they caved in to their newest diva. Turns out Jennifer Lopez's first ex-husband was going to audition for the show in LA, in front of J-Lo and even perform one of her songs. Well Lopez made it very clear to Fox she didn't want him there and Fox threatened to arrest him if he showed up, so he stayed away. Much like viewers will this season when the show starts.
Never realized Britney Spears once covered the song "I Love Rock and Roll" Well that cover was voted the worst cover song ever. Not that anyone is really surprised.
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Thursday, September 23, 2010
Random Thursday thoughts...
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Boy the news continues to get worse for Jennifer Aniston. Her movie career is in flames and her TV career might end up the same. She guest-starred on the season premiere of "Cougar Town", you know the show with her former friends star Courtney Cox. Ratings were WAY down from last year. On top of all that, reps for John Mayer have emphatically and I repeat emphatically denied John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are a couple. I can remember in the hayday of Friends where if someone linked you with Aniston, you were like "yeah, were hooking up." Now people flee from her like a burning building. What's the first thing a dude does when photographed with her? He says "we're not dating!" Oh well, at least she was vastly overpaid for Friends....
One new TV show already looks like it's gonna get the axe. Some show on Fox called Lonestar. The restaurant is good, the TV show, not so much...
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Wednesday rumblings...
Jennifer Lopez says she really thinks this season she'll be able to discover the next Michel Jackson. They'll be lucky to discover the next Taylor Hicks....
I always thought the frontman for the group The Cars was the ugliest dude in music, that is until I saw the Kings of Leon. And their lead singer is going to marry a model. Come on, this guy is so dirty looking Robert Pattison was overheard saying "Man, that guy needs to shower."
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Tuesdays thoughts...
I saw this headline. "Will Russell Brand be banned from the US?" Apparently immigration officials finally got around to watching "Get Him to the Greek"
VH1 is bringing back the reality show "I Love Money", which features contestants from past dating shows competing for cash. The show was pulled off the air when one of the contestants murdered his wife. A spokesman for VH1 says the show "is focusing more on the competition and absolutely will not cast murderers. Burglars, hijackers and rapists, though, are encourage to apply."
And just a note here on the new Idol judges. We should get the official word tomorrow but we all know Jennifer Lopez will be on the panel. Turns out her first ex-husband plans to be in LA to audition for the show in front of her and will even perform one of her songs. I don't watch AI but this would get me to tune in!!!
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Monday, September 20, 2010
So how bout them Cowboys????
Lindsay Lohan's friends were shocked when Lindsay tweeted "I'm prepared to face the consequences". They were shocked because most of her friends figured she couldn't spell consequences.
A British guy has had ten children with ten different women! The Indiana Pacers are looking at trying him out at small forward...
Friday, September 17, 2010
I saw where Kim Kardashian is angry over an inflatable sex doll. Look, in this situation the only thing she should be worried about is the doll being smarter than she is.
In case you want to wear a "meat dress" like Lady Gaga, here's some help. Designer Franc Fernandez says this is what you do to make it happen. "Go to your butcher, get some good cuts and start sewing." Gee, thanks Einstein.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Thursdays thoughts...
There's a report Britney Spears could be back in control of her finances soon. Someone wrote "well let's just hope she uses her money to finally get a good stylist"
Fort Wayne is number 3 on the list of cities with the most sex. I wonder if that is with or without a partner...
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Wednesdays buzz
Fox claims someone is sabotaging American Idol. Yeah, it's the people who let David Cook, Kris Allen and Lee DeWyse on the show!
Justin Bieber says he is "kind of trying " to stay single. I'm "kind of trying" not to listen to him.
Ryan Seacrest says he's off the market. Too bad he's not off the radio...
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Tuesday ramblings...
My buddy Kasey hit me up asking me if I knew what Crabfest was all about here in Ft. Wayne. I said I didn't know but I bet it involves Paris Hilton.
(along those same lines) John Mayer getting rid of his twitter. Now if he could only get rid of those pesky STD's...
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Wednesday ramblings...
Paris Hilton is going to do a reality show with Charlie Sheen's ex. It's going to be called "Guess Where I Hit the Drugs"
Friday, September 3, 2010
American Idol producers say they'll "be in Los Angeles September 22 to look for their next star" They've been looking since 2005....
Headline: "Kelly Osbourne is super skinny" Well, yeah, that's what cocaine will for ya. How do you think Whitney Houston stayed skinny for all those years...
Blink 182 says their new album will be "modern, relevant, fast and fun" I think the words they meant were crappy, lousy, god-awful and "the worst piece of music recorded in the history of man"
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Wednesday musings...
A man with a gun entered The Discovery Channel headquarters. Man, why couldn't it have been the CW???
MTV and foursquare are teaming up for a promotion letting you get a special badge for checking in at the STD clinic. hahahaha...look, I'm now the mayor of gonorrhea!
Rihanna is the latest "celeb" to be immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds. Just imagine how much wax they had to use for the forehead...