Am I naughty or nice???

So we all know the end of the world is in December 2012. I actually think it could happen a heck of a lot sooner! How else do you explain the NEW song by Ryan Cabrera I just heard????

Funniest thing I heard about the new Madonna album. "I hope there'll be a bonus DVD with Richard Simmons hosting an extra-special version of "Sweatin' to the Oldiees!"

I didn't know this. Magazines can actually get in trouble for excessive photoshopping. So how do the Kardashian's keep getting on covers then?

In Oscar contention..

Congrats to Rebecca Black, who had this year's most watched video on Youtube with "Friday"!!!! I can account for about 20,000 of those views!

Hugh Hefner believes Lindsay Lohan's recent Playboy cover might mark the beginning of her career rebirth. What, like in adult movies???

The Oscar Orson Wells won for "Citizen Kane" sold for $860,000!!! Ashlee Simpson wanted to buy it figuring it'll be the closest she'll ever get to an Oscar..

Looks like there's going to be a big custody battle between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Yeah, over who DOESN'T want the kids!!!

Some Christmas cheer!!!

NBC is offering free episodes of "Whitney" on nbc.com. They say it's a Christmas present. I say it's the lump of coal you find in a stocking!

David Archuleta says he's putting his music career on hold for two years. He actually could have said this two years ago...

And speaking of David's, the other David from that dreadful season of American Idol, David Cook, is celebrating a birthday today! So one David has to put his "cough" career on hold and the other David, the one who won the show, has to perform for free at shopping malls. Job well done AI!

I love the story where Jennifer Lopez was worried about one of her kids. The only time Lopez worries about her kids and when she's worried she's going to have to spend time with them.

So what happened this weekend???

So here's the Kardashian Christmas card. I do hope I get one...it would be perfect for target practice!!!

Did you hear? Rihanna had to run off stage to throw up during a concert. What's odd is it's usually the audience that has to throw up...

Star Magazine reported X Factor judge Nicole Shir...Shers...Scherzinger was held at gunpoint while traveling in Mexico recently. I can see how a story like this could make the rounds...let's be honest, a lot of people would love to take their hatred of X Factor out this way, but this story is indeed fiction.

The Biebs!!!!

Looks like Britney Spears is engaged!!! Well you know what they say, third time's the charm!

Justin Bieber is all set to perform on the X Factor finale December 22. That statement makes me excited! Why? Because that means X Factor is over in less than a week...Wish I could say the same for Whitney.

I just saw the proposed set list for Madonna's Super Bowl performance. It includes "Ray of Light", "Vogue", "Music" and "Holiday". Why no recent hits? It's because she hasn't had any!!!

This just cracked me up. In the paper over the past week. Pancake/sausage breakfast with Santa, pizza lunch with Santa, fried chicken with Santa, and BBQ with Santa. Next up the blood pressure and cholesterol check with Santa. Bring the kids!!!

Certain scientists in Europe are trying to say prunes aren't a laxative. A local politician has said "prove it!" I don't want to be around when that happens...

Beyonce says she'd like to have more kids by the time she turns 40. Boy, that's a lot of fake baby bumps!

Scottie Pippen says he's been unfairly portrayed in the media as being bankrupt and he's suing every media outlet that reported it! Scottie says he's never filed bankrupty and says his net worth is $40 million and he plans on suing every media outlet for $1 million each! Why so much? Scottie, the man who says he's worth 40 million, said "I've got bills to pay!"

Some weekend musings...

I wish I was making this up but my first thought when I saw this picture was "I didn't think Britney Spears could read."

NBC has definitely been plagued by bad decisions. Putting "Community" on the shelf, keeping "Whitney" around and putting on a show based around Chelsea Handler, who is still waiting to tell her first funny joke. Well to show how desperate they are, they are going back years trying to resurrect hits,take for instance tonight. NBC is going to channel the year 2000 and bring back Fear Factor. And if that works, NBC plans to make a generous offer to Lisa Bonet to bring back "A Different World" I just hope Sinbad isn't too busy...

Is anyone surprised by the fact that this past weekend was the worst box office weekend since 2008? Let's see, we had movies starring Jonah Hill, Ashton Kutcher, Leah Michele, Katherine Heigl...need I say more???

A Star Wars mention!!!

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was sentenced to 14 years in prison today. 7 years for trying to sell a Senate seat and 7 for his haircut...

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are saying that their babies, Moroccan and Monroe, are talking! Their first words..."why'd you give us such stupid names???"

Chewbacca is going to guest star on Glee!!! There's no word yet on what the storyline will be. Well I remember in Star Wars, Chewbacca would rip the arms off stormtroopers...

Some of my favorite targets!

I just wonder with the huge ensemble cast of the movie "New Year's Eve" if they'll have room for Leah Michele's nose...

My first thought when I heard scientists found a planet with "earth-like" conditions is we finally found a place where we can send the Kardashians!!!

On a related note, new research indicates fat collects where you sit. That means Kim Kardashian sits a lot!!!!

Online gambling site bodog says X Factor contest Melanie is the favorite to win with 1/1 odds. Bodog also says the odds are 1/2 of host Steve Jones leaving the show. I say the odds are 1/4 of the show getting canceled in three years.

No one is spared!!!!

Jennifer Lopez is working on a greatest hits album. I'll just let you insert your own joke on that one.

Kris Humphries doesn't want a divorce, he wants his marriage to Kim Kartrashian annulled because he feels it was a sham. He also said Kim is "a fraud". He just now arrived at that conclusion????

Oh, and speaking of Kim, she's on Australia's watch list after coming into the country multiple times on false pretenses. She says she's going as a tourist and goes for work. End result would mean she would be banned from Australia. Well at least one country has it right!

Did you hear about this? There's a lady who's brain is so big she could die laughing. Which is why she only goes to watch Adam Sandler movies.