Just some quick hits today

Least shocking headline of the day: "KATIE HOLMES FILM BOMBS AT SUNDANCE"

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg might name his new dog Snookie. That’s an insult to dogs everywhere.

Jimmy Buffett fell off stage in concert. Hope the health insurance is good in margaritaville…

Kelsey Grammer wants his very own reality show. Too bad the title “Say Yes to the Dress” is already taken.

Who's ready for the Oscars????

Oscar nods are out. Some of the films up for best picture: "The King's Speech," "True Grit," "The Social Network"...wait a minute, where are all the Katherine Heigl movies???

Kelsey Grammer's 27 year old daughter announced she was engaged, six weeks after her father announced his engagement. The good news is Kelsey and her daughter will both be able to wear the same dress.

Devyn Rush, the American Idol contestant who was introduced as a singing waitress at a New York diner was "let go" from her job at the eatery after the show got in the way of her work schedule. Her supervisor, Lee Dewyze, said the restaurant is getting into it's "busy season."

I think my brain is snow covered...

Is Caribbean tourism a leading economic indicator? Hope so, because it's way up, the highest since just before the '08 collapse. Well yeah, tourism to the Caribbean is up because it's 50 below!!!!

A new European technology has been developed that will actually allow you to eat, read, and SLEEP while driving. …I do that anyway!

Oprah's big secret is that she has a half-sister she didn't know existed until recently.
…the half sister is like “can I get what you gave the studio audience???”

Of course we have to talk about Lindsay!

Dina Lohan said that Lindsay is jealous that her brother Michael is going into acting. According to Dina, "Lindsay said: 'He better not win an Academy Award before me!'"…I don’t think winning an Academy Award is something any of the Lohan’s have to worry about.

John Mellencamp has officially filed his divorce papers…and his relationship with Meg Ryan still going strong. They were recently spotted shopping for his Geritol together.

Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Frederic von Anhalt have decided to sell their legendary Bel Air mansion ... for a bargain basement price of 28 MILLION DOLLARS!!!...for a few dollars extra, they’ll throw in her leg.

Why do people even consider what she does "music"???

HEADLINE "BRITNEY SPEARS IS TAKING RISKS IN NEW MUSIC VIDEO" What, she actually sings without autotune???

He's not even officially divorced from Camille yet, but Kelsey Grammer isn't wasting any time getting new girlfriend Kayte Walsh to the altar -- he says they're getting married next month! All he has to do now is find a dress…for himself!

Look for the cast of GLEE on "THE CLEVELAND SHOW" this Sunday. That would imply I watch the Cleveland show…

Next is a tattoo of an ice cream sandwich...

Rapper Gucci Mane just increased his street cred by getting a tattoo of an ice cream cone on his face. Now keep in mind this came AFTER he was released from a mental health facility. He might want to think about going back.

26 years after the Dire Straits classic hit "Money for Nothing" first hit the airwaves, the song has been ruled "too offensive" to be broadcast on Canadian radio Took them 26 years to figure that one out???

Here's a fantastic moron of the week contender. Police in Kretzyn, Poland, stopped a 54-year-old man who was three times over the drunk driving limit and were stunned to find that he had a live goat for a passenger. He explained that he'd been lonely and gone to a friend's farm to meet a female goat. He'd had a few vodkas to "break the ice," then a few more, then decided to take the goat out on a date. Police said he lost his license and may go to prison.

What's on Floptina's agenda?

Christopher Nolan is getting ready to film the next Batman movie and unlike with Katie Holmes, he’s actually looking to cast a love interest for Bruce Wayne that has some talent. Names include Keira Knightley and Anne Hathaway.

While promoting her new book, Snooki said, "I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole." Yeah cause usually it’s “hey b*tch”

Yesterday, Christina Aguilera was spotted at Disneyland with her son Max and boyfriend Matt Rutler. Next on Christina’s to-do list…finding a copy of her movie "Burlesque" in the DVD bargain bin.

Some snow covered fun!!!

Reports are in saying Khloe Kardashian is pregant. No surprise, she's looked pregnant for years.

HEADLINE: TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES REPORTEDLY BOYCOTTING THE OSCARS. Well who’s going to accept the Oscar that "Knight and Day" will most assuredly win??? The story actually went on to add this gem. "Neither Holmes or Cruise are expected to be nominated for any Oscars this year." Substitute “this” with “any” and then you have an accurate statement.

Shakira is back on the market after she and her boyfriend of almost 11 years broke up. It turns out they broke it off last summer, but she just got around to putting it on her blog now. And I thought I was slow in updating my blog sometimes! Seriously though, it is a coincidence the breakup happened at the same time she released that hideously-titled song "Waka Waka"???

Who else misses 98 Degrees?

Justin Bieber will not be appearing on Glee. Reason why? Physicists have said two things that suck that bad happening simultaneously would cause a collapse of the space/time continuum.

Katy Perry was reportedly not pleased when her husband, Russell Brand, posted a photo of her on Twitter without makeup. Perry said she's definitely going to get him back. She initially said her revenge would be to reveal to the world how bad of an actor her husband is but then someone reminded her “Get Him to the Greek” was already released.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo will guest star on the new CBS series, Hawaii Five-O this year. I actually haven’t watched the new Hawaii five-O and this isn’t going to help.

David Cook says he's been working on a new album over the last year and it's near completion. So you've been warned...

Who's in the zone today?

Piers Morgan starts his new show on CNN on the 17th. Morgan has said he will never have Madonna on his show. To really drive the point home, he's gone as far to say she has a "lifetime ban" from ever appearing. I have the same ban on Madonna with my ipod.

Speaking of Madonna, she was spotted partying a nightclub in London with her new boyfriend. I didn't think Madonna's boyfriend was old enough to get into a club.

On this date back in 2005 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage. I guess the good thing is Jennifer Aniston got over it pretty quick.

Kim Kardashian's mom says "she's dating a lot of different people." Well yeah, there are 32 NFL teams...

And finally Pauly D from the Jersey Shore says the new Britney Spears album is "amazing." Keep in mind the source here. Pauly D is as close to an expert on good music as the Cleveland Browns are to championship football.

Here's more love for Mellencamp!

Looking like the spry 84 year old man that he is, John Mellencamp was spotted at a museum in New York City with Meg Ryan. While there, Mellencamp was approached about being a part of the fossil collection.

People's Choice Awards were last night and apparently the only people who voted were 9 years old as one of the god awful Twilight movies won favorite movie. I know the crop of movies in 2010 wasn't great (with the exception of the fantastic Resident Evil Afterlife) but to say Twilight was the best picture is like saying Britney Spears is the best singer.

Kathie Lee Gifford says she has never turned on a computer. Opening up a bottle of booze, however...

Nothing goes right for Christina...and it couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Razzie nominations are out and voting has commenced as we try and figure out the worst movie of the last year. No surprise here as "Burlesque" has the most nods including worst actress (Christina Aguilera), worst supporting actress (Cher and Kristen Bell), worst supporting actor, worst screenplay and worst director. Yep, that sounds about right...

For those of you in Indiana, this will make you proud...Indianapolis police were called to the scene of a domestic dispute after a woman stabbed her boyfriend when he wouldn't allow her to view his facebook page. I can't wait to see her status updates from here on out!

Scored a great deal on ebay! Just won a Sugar Bowl Championship Ring!!!!! Seller ID was tpryor.

Ramblings for the New Year!

Lindsay Lohan is legally allowed to leave rehab today but it looks like she's going to stay a few extra days. You think she'd have to hurry out to get back to that super busy movie career.

Gabrielle Carteris, who was 29 when he began playing 16 year old Andrea Zuckerman on "Beverly Hills 90210" is celebrating her 50th birthday. In other 90210 birthday's, Ian Ziering, who played Steve, will turn 87 this year.

I absolutely hated the song "Jenny from the Block" by Jennifer Lopez. If you have to write a song to try and convince yourself and other people that money and fame haven't changed you, then we obviously know money and fame have changed you! And to prove that our little "Jenny from the Block" is one of the most undeserving people around, she took her twins to a play area...and had to have 5 helpers!!!! I'm sure their biggest responsibility was holding up J-Lo's big head.