Two of my favorite things!!!

Ohio State Buckeyes coach Jim Tressel has said he'll only let the 5 players who got busted by the NCAA last week play in their bowl game if they promise to return to school next year and skip the NFL. Leads me to this.

Famous lies
"I am not a crook." Richard Nixon
"Iraq has WMD's." George Bush
"I'm retiring." Brett Favre/Urban Meyer
"We are coming back to school next year." OSU players


This was on CNN: Source: Rihanna is single
This is on my blog: Source: Rihanna has no talent

What else can we put in the trash....

Sources are reporting some early work by Amy Winehouse has been found in a trash can in London. My opinion is everything ever done by Amy Winehouse should be in a trash can in London.

HEADLINE: BUILDING EXPLODES IN DETROIT. Or as they like to call it in Detroit "Wednesday."

The Lohan's are planning on suing the director of a movie called "Dogs in Pocketbooks" as they think the movie is making fun of Lindsay. The movie is about a spoiled starlet with addiction problems who goes in and out of rehab. Michael Lohan says the producer should call Lindsay to get his facts straight. Sounds like he has them straight to me....

Who's on the hit list today???

The newest batch of films to be preserved include "Airplane" and "The Empire Strikes Back". Good choices! For those of you hoping "Burlesque" gets the preservation treatment, well, don't hold your breath.

And speaking of how Christina Aguilera's career is over, her video for "Not Myself Tonight" was voted worst video of the year. Video??? I can't even say I've heard of the song!

Sales are really bad for Jennifer Aniston's new perfume. I guess people don't want to smell like desperation...

Val Kilmer owes the IRS roughly $500,000, which is just about the equivalent of his weekly food bill...

AI chart toppers!!!

American Idol winner Lee DeWyze and American Idol runner-up Crystal Bowersox both put out albums and with the sales figures in....the runner-up managed to outsell the winner! Final tally was 3 to 2.

Have you seen the new Vizio commercial starring Beyonce? I'm not quite sure if she's trying to dance or if she has an itch...

Miley Cyrus says her New Year's Resolution is to dedicate her life to helping others. And to get a new bong.

This would be a great candidate for my Moron of the Week this week. From bozo criminals...in Wigan, England, thieves stole a batch of pies as they were on the way to the World Pie Eating Championships. This would not ordinarily have been newsworthy except for the secret ingredient that the chef had placed into the pies to prevent the potatoes from becoming mushy. Viagra. Yep, the chef placed Viagra into the pies to keep the potatoes firm. The local police chief says, and we quote, "the local folk should be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals."

an extra gift for you!

Vince Vaughn is a dad! Not really surprised as he did look pregnant the last time I saw him.

30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan is recovering from a kidney transplant. I'm recovering as well...from having to sit through an episode of that awful show...

pre-christmas tidings!!!

Christina Aguilera just performed at the birthday party for some Ukrainian millionaire. Well at least there is one small, remote part of the world that still thinks she's relevant...

Jennifer Lopez sued for $10 million in a nuisance lawsuit. Someone apparently listened to her last album...

James Cameron says he's hard at work on a sequel to Avatar. Great news!!! That means the cure for insomnia is closer than we thought!

bah humbug!

Katie Holmes has been offered a roll on Broadway. The stage will have to be on a slant to offset her crooked face.

Wow that was mean...

Cory Monteith from Glee just announced he's joined a new band. I saw a promo picture of the band and if you guessed most of them were wearing skinny jeans, you'd be correct! Tools.


Headline: WILL NICK LACHEY AND VANESSA MINNILLO TO MARY IN ITALY OVER NEW YEAR'S? The bigger question is: Does anyone care?

Leighton Meester is going to leave Gossip Girl in 2012 when her contract expires to focus on her film and music career. She has a film and music career??? Could have fooled me.

Just some ramblings as the snow comes down...

Looks like Kara DioGuardi is going to write a book on her experiences judging American Idol. Gonna be a short book...

Life and Style Magazine is reporting Jessica Simpson is pregnant. She's not pregnant, she's just wearing those hideous "mommy jeans" again...